Human Rights?! WHAT "Human Rights"...

Obama Administration: US Forces Can Assassinate Americans Believed to Be Involved in Terrorist Activity

"You’re talking about American citizens not being merely wiretapped by the President with no oversight, but murdered, assassinated, killed, based solely on the unchecked say-so of the President.

And I think what really has to be emphasized is, look at how many times over the past decade that the administration—both first the Bush administration, then the Obama administration—has accused people of being terrorists, the worst of the worst, and it turned out that they were completely wrong."

Congratulations, Mr. Presidents, both of your administrations have blurred the lines. You've made it about who they are, rather than who WE are... We are indistinguishable from the extremists we're fighting.

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WHAT?? SAY IT ISN'T SO!! Ohh... But then again, fear and anger sells papers... or headlines, right?

A Very Productive Congress, Despite What The Approval Ratings Say

By Norman Ornstein
Sunday, January 31, 2010

"When President Obama urged lawmakers during his State of the Union speech to work with him on "restoring the public trust," he was hardly going out on a limb. The Congress he was addressing is one of the least popular in decades. Barely a quarter of Americans approve of the job it's doing, according to the latest Gallup/USA Today poll, while 58 percent said it was below average or one of the worst ever, according to an NBC/Wall Street Journal survey last month.

It's not hard to find reasons why Americans are down on Capitol Hill, and why President Obama's approval rating has dropped below 50 percent in many polls. A year into the 111th Congress, unemployment remains at 10 percent, and many Americans are struggling to get by -- even as they've watched Congress bail out banks and coddle the same bankers now salivating over massive new bonuses. At the same time, the public has had a front-row seat to the always messy legislative process on health care and other issues, and this past year that process has been messier, more rancorous and more partisan than at any point in modern memory.

There seems to be little to endear citizens to their legislature or to the president trying to influence it. It's too bad, because even with the wrench thrown in by Republican Scott Brown's election in Massachusetts, this Democratic Congress is on a path to become one of the most productive since the Great Society 89th Congress in 1965-66, and Obama already has the most legislative success of any modern president -- and that includes Ronald Reagan and Lyndon Johnson. The deep dysfunction of our politics may have produced public disdain, but it has also delivered record accomplishment." (Keep Reading)

I keep hearing that Scott Brown was voted in because people wanted change. I happen to believe that he was voted in because of complacency and arrogance in the Democratic party that the Senate seat would easily go to another democrat. And the fact that it was an off-season election, thus complacency and arrogance in the democratic voters as well who stayed home thinking that it would easily go to another democrat. But, whether my belief is correct or not, people wanted change last year, that's why Barack Obama was voted in as President.

We received the change we wanted. And now, unfortunately, we're going to have to be a little more patient with the results. Although, I don't believe as citizens that we should be sitting back on our laurels. I believe that we should be holding our politicians accountable and be extremely vocal in our opinions. And hopefully, if we're doing our job, our opinions are based on facts, not hearsay.

So, I'll shut my pie-hole for this post, but not without saying that I'm not giving up hope on this President, or this Congress. At least for the time being, it appears that they're not doing such a terrible job after all.

* Obama, GOP exchange barbs, ideas in rare encounter

* Obama Goes To GOP Lions' Den -- And Mauls The Lions

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Quit With The Bulldozer Mentality Already... It's Not Pretty

As he boasted in his first State of the Union address that his economic program had cut taxes for 95 percent of working families, Democrats jumped to their feet to cheer. Republicans sat quietly. Mr. Obama paused as he glanced over to their side of the House chamber. “I thought I’d get some applause on that one,” he said. (source)

WHO doesn't agree with that? Tax cuts for 95% of working families. And the Republicans sat still.

If people can't figure out who the conservatives are currently working for, they missed something on the way to the forum.

"Start thinking of each other as Americans first. We're all Americans. We all should anticipate that the other person, even if they disagree with us, has the best of intentions. We don't have to call them names. We don't have to demonize them." - Barack Obama (source)

* Republicans Give Obama a Frosty Reception

* Obama's State of the Union: How did he do?

* And a little bit of satire, Instant Poll: 90% of Republicans Who Did Not See Obama's Speech Disagree With It

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It's What We Say. It's How We Treat Others... All Others

Be Kind.

And Supportive.

Be Brave.

And Have Courage.

And Don't Forget,

Your Words Always Mean Something... And You Hold Great Power In What You Think, In How You Feel And In What You Say...

You always do.

*** "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." - Martin Luther King Jr.

*** When I met Coretta Scott King

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Dudes... Where's The Love? And President Obama Likes To Ride Unicorns Naked Again...

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"Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh and televangelist Pat Robertson are being scolded for their comments in the immediate aftermath of an earthquake in Haiti that has killed tens of thousands, according to early estimates.

Critics from both the left and right are denouncing their remarks as insensitive to the disaster and attempts to score political points off human tragedy.

Speaking on his radio show Wednesday, Limbaugh said the earthquake has played into Obama’s hands, allowing the president to look “compassionate” and “humanitarian” while at the same time bolstering his standing in both the “light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country.”

He added: “We've already donated to Haiti. It’s called the U.S. income tax.” (source)

"I suspect the vacant, purposeless lives you both live now are hell enough already." - Keith Olbermann

I couldn't have said it better myself.

So, I must now invoke the power of a naked President Obama and his UNICORN to justice and topple fat-ass Limbaugh once more.

GET HIM, BOYS!! CHAARRRGGGGEEEE!!!

And NAKED President Obama AND HIS UNICORN SAVE THE DAY BY BLASTING


BLIMPY LIMBAUGH INTO THE AIR!!! YYEEAAHHH!! TAKE THAT, ASSHOLE!!!

And again, after so much work...


They went on vacation to Hawaii. Or maybe Tahiti, but I know how much my baby's Daddy likes Hawaii. So, he's probably there with that slut Unicorn. Both of them. Together. The Unicorn and President Obama. Naked. And the Unicorn put sunscreen on the President's back. Or lubed his hole. I'm not really sure which. Maybe both.

Paintings by Dan Lacey

*** Original Post Where Obama Rode His Unicorn Naked And Topples Blimpy Limbaugh.

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Bad Timing

Oh dear...

(Tell me it doesn't look like Tiger is getting ready to put a hole-in-one, or rather... a whole-in-one, belonging to President Obama. He's at least on the verge of totally tea-bagging the Prez. You can tell, Tiger's NOT EVEN WEARING ANY PANTS under that little apron-thing he's wearing... Okay, at the VERY least, Tiger's gonna prop his "wood" on Barack's shoulder... and like... poke him in the ear or something... or push his hat off. WATCH OUT, BARACK! WATCH OUT, MY BABY'S DADDY, FOR TIGER WOODS' WOOD! IT'S GONNA BE ON YOUR RIGHT SHOULDER ANY SECOND NOW!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PEOPLE!! IS THERE NO DECENCY LEFT?? SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!)

Unfortunate timing: The Obama/Tiger Woods magazine cover

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Rush Limbaugh Becomes A Liability And Obama Likes To Ride Unicorns Naked


ST. LOUIS – "Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been dropped from a group seeking to buy the St. Louis Rams."

Ohhh.... Poor Lushie Limplog. He's become a liability.

The jackass said, "This is not about the NFL, it's not about the St. Louis Rams, it's not about me. This is about the ongoing effort by the left in this country, wherever you find them, in the media, the Democrat Party, or wherever, to destroy conservatism, to prevent the mainstreaming of anyone who is prominent as a conservative.

"Therefore, this is about the future of the United States of America and what kind of country we're going to have."

Oh honey... no. It's NOT about "the future of the United States of America", you delusional nitwit. It's about you, really. Just you. You're an ass. And people are finally acting accordingly. They're called consequences, fuckface.

And besides, consequences happen to everybody. Remember when the Dixie Chicks spoke out against George W's administration? Yeah? Well, besides it turning out that the Dixie Chicks were actually right, people stomped on their CD's and burned them. They had a RIGHT to do so, no matter how juvenile it was. So, the Dixie Chicks suffered consequences for their words and actions.

And you're no different.

Now, onto President Obama naked on a unicorn...


You thought I was kidding...

And NAKED President Obama AND HIS UNICORN SAVE THE DAY BY BLASTING


BLIMPY LIMBAUGH INTO THE AIR!!! YYEEAAHHH!! TAKE THAT, ASSHOLE!!! (what the fuck IS THIS?)

And after so much work


They went on vacation to Hawaii. Both of them. Together. The Unicorn and President Obama. Naked. And the Unicorn put sunscreen on the President's back. Or lubed his hole. I'm not really sure which. We'll have to ask "Dan Lacey".

Paintings by Dan Lacey

Dudes and Dudettes?? Seriously? I think I want to buy one of these. Just because.

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I Can't Wait!

Okay, so these photos are from when we lived in California.

And I was a bearded lady.

And I was a brassy blond.

And I wore candy apple red lipstick.

And my eyesight was really bad.

And I was all into Victorian gowns.

But still. I planned allll along to use these pics specifically for health care reform.

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This is me reading "A Time For War", preparing for battle with progress's nemesis, that's right, the Republicans.

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This is me trying to distract the Republicans with my cleavage while my baby's daddy pushes his health care plan through congress.

That didn't work very well, so I thought I'd have a cup of tea (scotch) and actually

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try listening demurely, trying to give the Republicans a fair chance to say something intelligent and logical.

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This is me hearing that the GOP says Obama needs to start over on health care.

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This is me completely losing my fucking mind and spilling my scotch... I mean, tea.

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This is me if there's NO PUBLIC OPTION IN THIS TUB OF HEALTH CARE BULLSHIT.

(Alright, so these photos are a disaster, but please... I DARE you to tell me that my neck doesn't look HAWT in that last pic!! I TRIPLE DING-DONG DARE YOU!)

So, some of you may remember I have a pre-existing condition that I almost died from 10 years ago? If you missed those posts, or are new to my blog, or you just wish to be tortured all over again, you may read them here:

The Wilson's Property, Part Uno
The Wilson's Property, Part Dos
The Wilson's Property, Part Tres
Kevin's Property, And A Second Birthday...

In six months, Will and I will no longer have health care coverage. So, WE, meaning Will and myself, CAN'T AFFORD TO WAIT.

I can't afford to wait. Please help. Please call congress and voice your support for a public option.

Or Sign: Please Tell Your Members of Congress to Support President Obama's Plan for Health Reform

***Obama: Time for 'bickering' is over on health care

***Experts Agree: US health system currently plagued by high costs and waste

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Daring People To Greatness

What a terrible man he is...

Obama to tell students to take responsibility


(The Journal News - Matt Davies)

Prepared Remarks of President Barack Obama
Back to School Event

Arlington, Virginia
September 8, 2009

The President: "Hello everyone – how’s everybody doing today? I’m here with students at Wakefield High School in Arlington, Virginia. And we’ve got students tuning in from all across America, kindergarten through twelfth grade. I’m glad you all could join us today.

I know that for many of you, today is the first day of school. And for those of you in kindergarten, or starting middle or high school, it’s your first day in a new school, so it’s understandable if you’re a little nervous. I imagine there are some seniors out there who are feeling pretty good right now, with just one more year to go. And no matter what grade you’re in, some of you are probably wishing it were still summer, and you could’ve stayed in bed just a little longer this morning.

I know that feeling. When I was young, my family lived in Indonesia for a few years, and my mother didn’t have the money to send me where all the American kids went to school. So she decided to teach me extra lessons herself, Monday through Friday – at 4:30 in the morning.

Now I wasn’t too happy about getting up that early. A lot of times, I’d fall asleep right there at the kitchen table. But whenever I’d complain, my mother would just give me one of those looks and say, "This is no picnic for me either, buster."

So I know some of you are still adjusting to being back at school. But I’m here today because I have something important to discuss with you. I’m here because I want to talk with you about your education and what’s expected of all of you in this new school year.

Now I’ve given a lot of speeches about education. And I’ve talked a lot about responsibility.

I’ve talked about your teachers’ responsibility for inspiring you, and pushing you to learn.

I’ve talked about your parents’ responsibility for making sure you stay on track, and get your homework done, and don’t spend every waking hour in front of the TV or with that Xbox.

I’ve talked a lot about your government’s responsibility for setting high standards, supporting teachers and principals, and turning around schools that aren’t working where students aren’t getting the opportunities they deserve.

But at the end of the day, we can have the most dedicated teachers, the most supportive parents, and the best schools in the world – and none of it will matter unless all of you fulfill your responsibilities. Unless you show up to those schools; pay attention to those teachers; listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults; and put in the hard work it takes to succeed.

And that’s what I want to focus on today: the responsibility each of you has for your education. I want to start with the responsibility you have to yourself.

Every single one of you has something you’re good at. Every single one of you has something to offer. And you have a responsibility to yourself to discover what that is. That’s the opportunity an education can provide.

Maybe you could be a good writer – maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper – but you might not know it until you write a paper for your English class. Maybe you could be an innovator or an inventor – maybe even good enough to come up with the next iPhone or a new medicine or vaccine – but you might not know it until you do a project for your science class. Maybe you could be a mayor or a Senator or a Supreme Court Justice, but you might not know that until you join student government or the debate team.

And no matter what you want to do with your life – I guarantee that you’ll need an education to do it. You want to be a doctor, or a teacher, or a police officer? You want to be a nurse or an architect, a lawyer or a member of our military? You’re going to need a good education for every single one of those careers. You can’t drop out of school and just drop into a good job. You’ve got to work for it and train for it and learn for it.

And this isn’t just important for your own life and your own future. What you make of your education will decide nothing less than the future of this country. What you’re learning in school today will determine whether we as a nation can meet our greatest challenges in the future.

You’ll need the knowledge and problem-solving skills you learn in science and math to cure diseases like cancer and AIDS, and to develop new energy technologies and protect our environment. You’ll need the insights and critical thinking skills you gain in history and social studies to fight poverty and homelessness, crime and discrimination, and make our nation more fair and more free. You’ll need the creativity and ingenuity you develop in all your classes to build new companies that will create new jobs and boost our economy.

We need every single one of you to develop your talents, skills and intellect so you can help solve our most difficult problems. If you don’t do that – if you quit on school – you’re not just quitting on yourself, you’re quitting on your country.

Now I know it’s not always easy to do well in school. I know a lot of you have challenges in your lives right now that can make it hard to focus on your schoolwork.

I get it. I know what that’s like. My father left my family when I was two years old, and I was raised by a single mother who struggled at times to pay the bills and wasn’t always able to give us things the other kids had. There were times when I missed having a father in my life. There were times when I was lonely and felt like I didn’t fit in.

So I wasn’t always as focused as I should have been. I did some things I’m not proud of, and got in more trouble than I should have. And my life could have easily taken a turn for the worse.

But I was fortunate. I got a lot of second chances and had the opportunity to go to college, and law school, and follow my dreams. My wife, our First Lady Michelle Obama, has a similar story. Neither of her parents had gone to college, and they didn’t have much. But they worked hard, and she worked hard, so that she could go to the best schools in this country.

Some of you might not have those advantages. Maybe you don’t have adults in your life who give you the support that you need. Maybe someone in your family has lost their job, and there’s not enough money to go around. Maybe you live in a neighborhood where you don’t feel safe, or have friends who are pressuring you to do things you know aren’t right.

But at the end of the day, the circumstances of your life – what you look like, where you come from, how much money you have, what you’ve got going on at home – that’s no excuse for neglecting your homework or having a bad attitude. That’s no excuse for talking back to your teacher, or cutting class, or dropping out of school. That’s no excuse for not trying.

Where you are right now doesn’t have to determine where you’ll end up. No one’s written your destiny for you. Here in America, you write your own destiny. You make your own future.

That’s what young people like you are doing every day, all across America.

Young people like Jazmin Perez, from Roma, Texas. Jazmin didn’t speak English when she first started school. Hardly anyone in her hometown went to college, and neither of her parents had gone either. But she worked hard, earned good grades, got a scholarship to Brown University, and is now in graduate school, studying public health, on her way to being Dr. Jazmin Perez.

I’m thinking about Andoni Schultz, from Los Altos, California, who’s fought brain cancer since he was three. He’s endured all sorts of treatments and surgeries, one of which affected his memory, so it took him much longer – hundreds of extra hours – to do his schoolwork. But he never fell behind, and he’s headed to college this fall.

And then there’s Shantell Steve, from my hometown of Chicago, Illinois. Even when bouncing from foster home to foster home in the toughest neighborhoods, she managed to get a job at a local health center; start a program to keep young people out of gangs; and she’s on track to graduate high school with honors and go on to college.

Jazmin, Andoni and Shantell aren’t any different from any of you. They faced challenges in their lives just like you do. But they refused to give up. They chose to take responsibility for their education and set goals for themselves. And I expect all of you to do the same.

That’s why today, I’m calling on each of you to set your own goals for your education – and to do everything you can to meet them. Your goal can be something as simple as doing all your homework, paying attention in class, or spending time each day reading a book. Maybe you’ll decide to get involved in an extracurricular activity, or volunteer in your community. Maybe you’ll decide to stand up for kids who are being teased or bullied because of who they are or how they look, because you believe, like I do, that all kids deserve a safe environment to study and learn. Maybe you’ll decide to take better care of yourself so you can be more ready to learn. And along those lines, I hope you’ll all wash your hands a lot, and stay home from school when you don’t feel well, so we can keep people from getting the flu this fall and winter.

Whatever you resolve to do, I want you to commit to it. I want you to really work at it.

I know that sometimes, you get the sense from TV that you can be rich and successful without any hard work -- that your ticket to success is through rapping or basketball or being a reality TV star, when chances are, you’re not going to be any of those things.

But the truth is, being successful is hard. You won’t love every subject you study. You won’t click with every teacher. Not every homework assignment will seem completely relevant to your life right this minute. And you won’t necessarily succeed at everything the first time you try.

That’s OK. Some of the most successful people in the world are the ones who’ve had the most failures. JK Rowling’s first Harry Potter book was rejected twelve times before it was finally published. Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team, and he lost hundreds of games and missed thousands of shots during his career. But he once said, "I have failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."

These people succeeded because they understand that you can’t let your failures define you – you have to let them teach you. You have to let them show you what to do differently next time. If you get in trouble, that doesn’t mean you’re a troublemaker, it means you need to try harder to behave. If you get a bad grade, that doesn’t mean you’re stupid, it just means you need to spend more time studying.

No one’s born being good at things, you become good at things through hard work. You’re not a varsity athlete the first time you play a new sport. You don’t hit every note the first time you sing a song. You’ve got to practice. It’s the same with your schoolwork. You might have to do a math problem a few times before you get it right, or read something a few times before you understand it, or do a few drafts of a paper before it’s good enough to hand in.

Don’t be afraid to ask questions. Don’t be afraid to ask for help when you need it. I do that every day. Asking for help isn’t a sign of weakness, it’s a sign of strength. It shows you have the courage to admit when you don’t know something, and to learn something new. So find an adult you trust – a parent, grandparent or teacher; a coach or counselor – and ask them to help you stay on track to meet your goals.

And even when you’re struggling, even when you’re discouraged, and you feel like other people have given up on you – don’t ever give up on yourself. Because when you give up on yourself, you give up on your country.

The story of America isn’t about people who quit when things got tough. It’s about people who kept going, who tried harder, who loved their country too much to do anything less than their best.

It’s the story of students who sat where you sit 250 years ago, and went on to wage a revolution and found this nation. Students who sat where you sit 75 years ago who overcame a Depression and won a world war; who fought for civil rights and put a man on the moon. Students who sat where you sit 20 years ago who founded Google, Twitter and Facebook and changed the way we communicate with each other.

So today, I want to ask you, what’s your contribution going to be? What problems are you going to solve? What discoveries will you make? What will a president who comes here in twenty or fifty or one hundred years say about what all of you did for this country?

Your families, your teachers, and I are doing everything we can to make sure you have the education you need to answer these questions. I’m working hard to fix up your classrooms and get you the books, equipment and computers you need to learn. But you’ve got to do your part too. So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you. So don’t let us down – don’t let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it.

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America." (source)

Yeah... Great, Self-Empowering Leadership and encouraging individuals to take personal responsibility Is Just AWFUL!

And another thing, how about everyone adopt a little patience and get the fuck off my baby's Daddy's back. And I'm talking about the people who originally voted for him, who supported him. He's up against an enormous political machine. And no, I don't think he's perfect.

But, I do think he's trying.

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Oh... So, Just A Wipe Then?


(Artizans - Jake Fuller)

Former Gov. Dean calls public option indispensable
Dean urged the Obama administration to stand by statements made early on in the debate in which it steadfastly insisted that such a public option was indispensable to genuine change, saying that Medicare and the Veterans Administration are "two very good programs that have been around for a long time."

The health care insurance industry (because it IS an industry) needs A WHOLE LOTTA ENEMAS, Y'ALL...


Not a fucking baby-wipe.


(David Cohen)

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In Hillel The Elder's Words: "If Not Now, When?"

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The Obama Administration actually likened Gay Marriage to pedophilia and incest...

If you're so inclined, please take a moment to sign this petition: Tell Obama and Holder: Stop defending Inequality.

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Cleaning Up The Garbage Dump


(Clay Bennett / Chattanooga Times Free Press)


(Matt Davies / The Journal News)


(Mike Keefe / Denver Post)

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. – In political debate, the side that keeps its arguments simple and repeats them again and again is likely to gain the advantage. It is an easier sale, especially when the topic is as scary as terrorism.

That's because "simple" and "repetition" are much easier for stupid people to attain.

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"In dealing with this situation [Guantánamo], we do not have the luxury of starting from scratch. We are cleaning up something that is -- quite simply -- a mess; a misguided experiment that has left in its wake a flood of legal challenges that my administration is forced to deal with on a constant basis, and that consumes the time of government officials whose time should be spent on better protecting our country."
- President Barack Obama, address at the National Archives, 5/21/2009

Two Bush-era officials reject Cheney's security stance

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The Chorus Line

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The Obama Administration is kicking ass so far. Or was... It's a surreal time to see the pendulum swinging back to what seems like a better time. A new age almost... For the most part, I've been thrilled and grateful to witness it.

But, my baby's daddy has disappointed me. He and they, could've made a stand that so early in his administration could've gone under the radar. With folks so concerned about their financial well-being, literally hoping to save their very homes, and how they're going to receive health care or not... and whether or not our drinking water is actually safe for consumption with our environment in such degradation, I think President Obama could've stepped in and said, "We need all the translators we can get. We need all the good women and men we can get. This is a non-issue. And it's actually an UNFAIR issue. It's discrimination." And people would've believed him.

And those who wouldn't, never will. They're too simple minded.

With Iowa and Vermont, Maine and Washington D.C. stepping up to a higher level of inclusion and true civil rights. The White House and President Obama did not.

And it's shameful. Disgraceful.

And sadly, predictable.

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Witnessing Diplomacy

So, that fuckhead Neutered Grinchich, was trying to make shit about President Obama extending a hand to Hugo Chavez. AND him accepting a book as a gift. As though he should've wiped his ass with it in a gesture of peace.

“Frankly, this does look a lot like Jimmy Carter. Carter tried weakness, and the world got tougher and tougher, because the predators, the aggressors, the anti-Americans, the dictators – when they sense weakness, they all start pushing ahead,” Gingrich said.

Two Republican senators, Judd Gregg of New Hampshire and John Ensign of Nevada, joined in the criticism Monday, with Ensign calling Obama's greeting of Chavez "irresponsible."

Well Neutered, just to remind you, there is a difference between kindness and weakness. And Jimmy Carter was only the 3rd U.S. President to ever receive the Nobel Peace Prize (in 2002) (Theodore Roosevelt in 1906 and Thomas Woodrow Wilson in 1919).

So, how about we continue our little history lesson for Neutered and our two Republican Senators. OH AND, in the event that you didn't know, Neutered Gingrichich is a trained "HISTORIAN" who taught at the University of West Georgia. (This isn't the first time he was wrong about his history.)

Let's do our history lesson in pictures. It might help these gentlemen more...

"IRRESPONSIBLE", huh?

Well.... what about,


Kennedy and Kruschev? Are those bro-hams shaking HANDS? OR WIENERS??

Or...


Mao Tse Tung and Nixon? Tricky Dick and Papa u-Mao-Mao, Papa u-Mao-Mao. (sorry, I had to)

Or wait! Wait... What about...


Ronnie and Gorbachev? (Mikhail received the Nobel Peace Prize in 1990, Reagan didn't.) They're either getting ready to head-butt one another with big-ass smiles on their faces, or dance. The spin doctors would say that Ronnie head-butted him and then totally dry humped the communist right out of him while Mikhail was passed out. Yes, of course... It was Reagan who was the hero. I remember now.


THEY WORE COWBOY HATS TOGETHER??? WELL, WHAT THE "H" "E" DOUBLE TOOTHPICK... pilgrim?

Oh wait, hold on just a menudo... There's more.


Let me guess... Georgie is showing the Saudi Prince Abdullah just how big he wishes his wee-wee were... while holding hands.

And here,


they're kissing, of course. LLLAUUUALUUAHAHLLAALL (that's the sound of their tongue action, in case you were wondering.) And in the event that anyone forgot, 15 of the 19 terrorists on September 11th were Saudi. Quite a bed-fellow, George.

* "Do I not destroy my enemies when I make friends of them?" - Abraham Lincoln *

It's called, diplomacy, Newt. And it's unbelievably refreshing to see.

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