The jackass said, "This is not about the NFL, it's not about the St. Louis Rams, it's not about me. This is about the ongoing effort by the left in this country, wherever you find them, in the media, the Democrat Party, or wherever, to destroy conservatism, to prevent the mainstreaming of anyone who is prominent as a conservative.
"Therefore, this is about the future of the United States of America and what kind of country we're going to have."
Oh honey... no. It's NOT about "the future of the United States of America", you delusional nitwit. It's about you, really. Just you. You're an ass. And people are finally acting accordingly. They're called consequences, fuckface.
And besides, consequences happen to everybody. Remember when the Dixie Chicks spoke out against George W's administration? Yeah? Well, besides it turning out that the Dixie Chicks were actually right, people stomped on their CD's and burned them. They had a RIGHT to do so, no matter how juvenile it was. So, the Dixie Chicks suffered consequences for their words and actions.
And you're no different.
Now, onto President Obama naked on a unicorn...
You thought I was kidding...
And NAKED President Obama AND HIS UNICORN SAVE THE DAY BY BLASTING
BLIMPY LIMBAUGH INTO THE AIR!!! YYEEAAHHH!! TAKE THAT, ASSHOLE!!! (what the fuck IS THIS?)
And after so much work
They went on vacation to Hawaii. Both of them. Together. The Unicorn and President Obama. Naked. And the Unicorn put sunscreen on the President's back. Or lubed his hole. I'm not really sure which. We'll have to ask "Dan Lacey".
How CUTE is she? With that bowl cut around her head? And women with a little bit of fur on them does it for me EVERY TIME. "OH yeah, baby. You like it when Papa rubs the fur on your shoulders like that? Yeah? What about all that fur on your tummy and right above your boobie-doobies? Yeah? Mama likes? NOW, MAMA GETS A SPANKIN'! MAMA GETS A SPANKIN' ON HER FURRY BUMBUM!! What's with all the whooppin' and hollerin', baby?? You no likey? Oh... Thanks for the banana."
The only thing is the size of her hands...
If you pissed her off she would SO JACK YOU UP, BRO. PLUS, Those hands would TOTALLY make a dude's peep look really small. So, BOM CHICKA FUR BALL would end in the sound of a scratching record. zzzrrrrtttttttt. "Baby... Can't you do anything about those hands? Like at the VERY LEAST, don't open them up, okay? Because all the other furballs over there watching us will start laughing again."
Now, one thing that they found that they didn't announce was that "Ardi" had more intelligence 4.4 million years ago than the following idiots put together.
George W. actually made a plea HIMSELF last year requesting the Olympics in Chicago. As MOST leaders of countries do from nations that are possibilities for hosting the Olympics. So, sorry to disappoint the haters... It was nothing new for President Obama to do this.
It just really astounds me. When we lived in Santa Barbara, and being a veteran myself, we marched against the pending war in Iraq. And I continued to march against the war after we invaded. I was ardently against the George W. Bush Administration's policies and I'm sure you remember me going on and on about it if you've been reading this blog for that long.
However, I NEVER wanted to see that administration fail. I WANTED to be proven wrong. I WANTED to be the one mistaken. If they hadn't noticed, if our administration fails, so does the lot of us. So, does the country.
As the Americans I was led to believe we are, we should be caring for PEOPLE, not egos.
So, it just really blows me away the amount of petty rhetoric flying around from these rogue conservatives. And what blows me away EVEN MORE is that the conservatives that DON'T BELIEVE the shit flying out of these assholes' mouths (appropriately... shit flying out of assholes... get it? ha.) aren't standing up more and speaking out.
Let's start with,
Rotten Teeth Rove laughing about how everyone is running from the stench of his pie-hole. Yeah, we get it, Karl. You either eat mash potatoes 24/7 or your disgusting teeth are about to join your brain in hell and fall out.
Speaking of hell;
Satan Cheney, trying his best impression of Elvis Presley's curled lip. It's not working, Satan. No one has EVER found you sexy. Just scary.
And Lou Dobbs demonstrating how he prefers fisting to commence up his hole with just one finger. You gotta start somewhere, right Lou? You stupid fuck. (Lou Dobbs should never have "Talking smack" coming out of his mouth. Not ever. You're such a fucking idiot, Lou. Now, go make yourself useful and sit on a fist. Preferably your own.)
Freakhead Beck blubbering AGAIN. He's just amazing... I'm actually in awe of how fucking psycho he is. What happened here was HE wanted to be the one fisting Lou. Just look at him looking up at Lou pleading. But, Lou said, "No, thanks. Once Kevin Charnas told me that I could do it all by myself, I'm never leaving the house again." Sorry, Glenn... Still crying? Yep. Silly question.
And Angry Blimp Limbaugh responding to a reporter's question about how he plans on spontaneously combusting one of these days,
just like the Hindenburg.
But, I have a feeling that his fireball would take on a different form,
In the ultimate fuck you to the world. We would be so lucky.
So...
After seeing all these angry straight white men, something about their similarities (appearances - I know, I'm shallow) struck me and reminded me of someone I knew as a child...
This dumbass.
And we all know what happened to Humpty Dumpty...
Although, sticking with that similarity theme, I think they were a little cracked to begin with.
So, hopefully you're laughing a little bit. Hopefully a lot. But, you may be not be convinced yet about Ardi's superior intelligence to the above egg heads.
Well, besides Ardi being adorable with her bowl-cut and her huge hands, it was HIGHLY unlikely that she would behave in a manner that would be a detriment to her group or her world.
This shit is CRACKING ME UP. And of course, it's true.
The other day, my nephew Nick told me about this series of Public Service Announcements.
Nicholas is the handsome devil in the middle. My oldest brother, Christopher (Nick's Father) is on the left, and my Father, LCDR Steve C. Charnas, is on the right. Nick is in flight school right now with the U.S. Navy and will be the 3rd generation in our family to be a U.S. Navy Pilot.
A couple of years back, Nick and his then girlfriend (now wife), Rachel, were staying with Will and myself in Santa Barbara. We were out and about, probably stumbling out of a winery, and Nick referred to something (other than Will or myself) as being "SO gay", meaning that that something was either bad or stupid.
I informed him how I felt on the matter (probably slurring the whole argument) of using that terminology to denote something bad. And I think that after I fully explained to him (through hiccups and more slurs) about an oppressed group "owning a word", he got it. He understood.
So, his understanding has come full-circle and he was the one to tell me of these PSA's, which I happen to find rather funny, though sadly true.
But honestly, I don't believe in a fascist society where we have to censor anything. (On a side-note, I find it rather peculiar that on television, we censor language and nudity, but not violence.) I don't wish to censor speech of any kind. I'd rather people censor themselves. I'd rather have people say what they're going to say, revealing how insensitive or sensitive, how hateful or thoughtful, how stupid or educated they really are, and that way I'll know WHO they are right off the bat. I'll know who I'm dealing with.
Because insensitive, hateful, stupid people?? Well, they're SO Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh.
