Jumpin' Ship In Mind And Body

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"After World War II, we prosecuted the Japanese for doing this to OUR soldiers." (Reference to waterboarding)

Move on? We should just move on instead of investigating whether the law was broken?? Shall we just "move on" when someone commits robbery or rape or murder because it was in the past??

And Newt Gingrich actually said this when he was Speaker Of The House in 1997: "there is no place for abuse in what must be considered the family of man. There is no place for torture and arbitrary detention. There is no place for forced confessions." And continued, "the roots of American rule of law go back more than 700 years, to the signing of the Magna Carta. The foundation of American values, therefore, is not a passing priority or a temporary trend." (source)

Dude... No way, man... YOU SAID THAT??

That's pretty gnarly. Actually, no... It's bitchin', is what it is...

Veteran Republican Senator Specter does the ole switcheroo over to the Democratic Party.

Even rats know when to abandon a sinking ship...

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Witnessing Diplomacy

So, that fuckhead Neutered Grinchich, was trying to make shit about President Obama extending a hand to Hugo Chavez. AND him accepting a book as a gift. As though he should've wiped his ass with it in a gesture of peace.

“Frankly, this does look a lot like Jimmy Carter. Carter tried weakness, and the world got tougher and tougher, because the predators, the aggressors, the anti-Americans, the dictators – when they sense weakness, they all start pushing ahead,” Gingrich said.

Two Republican senators, Judd Gregg of New Hampshire and John Ensign of Nevada, joined in the criticism Monday, with Ensign calling Obama's greeting of Chavez "irresponsible."

Well Neutered, just to remind you, there is a difference between kindness and weakness. And Jimmy Carter was only the 3rd U.S. President to ever receive the Nobel Peace Prize (in 2002) (Theodore Roosevelt in 1906 and Thomas Woodrow Wilson in 1919).

So, how about we continue our little history lesson for Neutered and our two Republican Senators. OH AND, in the event that you didn't know, Neutered Gingrichich is a trained "HISTORIAN" who taught at the University of West Georgia. (This isn't the first time he was wrong about his history.)

Let's do our history lesson in pictures. It might help these gentlemen more...

"IRRESPONSIBLE", huh?

Well.... what about,


Kennedy and Kruschev? Are those bro-hams shaking HANDS? OR WIENERS??

Or...


Mao Tse Tung and Nixon? Tricky Dick and Papa u-Mao-Mao, Papa u-Mao-Mao. (sorry, I had to)

Or wait! Wait... What about...


Ronnie and Gorbachev? (Mikhail received the Nobel Peace Prize in 1990, Reagan didn't.) They're either getting ready to head-butt one another with big-ass smiles on their faces, or dance. The spin doctors would say that Ronnie head-butted him and then totally dry humped the communist right out of him while Mikhail was passed out. Yes, of course... It was Reagan who was the hero. I remember now.


THEY WORE COWBOY HATS TOGETHER??? WELL, WHAT THE "H" "E" DOUBLE TOOTHPICK... pilgrim?

Oh wait, hold on just a menudo... There's more.


Let me guess... Georgie is showing the Saudi Prince Abdullah just how big he wishes his wee-wee were... while holding hands.

And here,


they're kissing, of course. LLLAUUUALUUAHAHLLAALL (that's the sound of their tongue action, in case you were wondering.) And in the event that anyone forgot, 15 of the 19 terrorists on September 11th were Saudi. Quite a bed-fellow, George.

* "Do I not destroy my enemies when I make friends of them?" - Abraham Lincoln *

It's called, diplomacy, Newt. And it's unbelievably refreshing to see.

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