I Can't Wait! — HERCULANEUM

Okay, so these photos are from when we lived in California.

And I was a bearded lady.

And I was a brassy blond.

And I wore candy apple red lipstick.

And my eyesight was really bad.

And I was all into Victorian gowns.

But still. I planned allll along to use these pics specifically for health care reform.

This is me reading "A Time For War", preparing for battle with progress's nemesis, that's right, the Republicans.

This is me trying to distract the Republicans with my cleavage while my baby's daddy pushes his health care plan through congress.

That didn't work very well, so I thought I'd have a cup of tea (scotch) and actually

try listening demurely, trying to give the Republicans a fair chance to say something intelligent and logical.

This is me hearing that the GOP says Obama needs to start over on health care.

This is me completely losing my fucking mind and spilling my scotch... I mean, tea.

This is me if there's NO PUBLIC OPTION IN THIS TUB OF HEALTH CARE BULLSHIT.

(Alright, so these photos are a disaster, but please... I DARE you to tell me that my neck doesn't look HAWT in that last pic!! I TRIPLE DING-DONG DARE YOU!)

So, some of you may remember I have a pre-existing condition that I almost died from 10 years ago? If you missed those posts, or are new to my blog, or you just wish to be tortured all over again, you may read them here:

The Wilson's Property, Part Uno
The Wilson's Property, Part Dos
The Wilson's Property, Part Tres
Kevin's Property, And A Second Birthday...

In six months, Will and I will no longer have health care coverage. So, WE, meaning Will and myself, CAN'T AFFORD TO WAIT.

I can't afford to wait. Please help. Please call congress and voice your support for a public option.

Or Sign: Please Tell Your Members of Congress to Support President Obama's Plan for Health Reform