Crazy Coo Coo Birds, Indeed...
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Pardon me, Crazy FASCIST Coo Coo Birds.
I LOVE this.
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It's Dim, Alright...
Oh my god... It's 8:30pm Eastern time and it's dark out now. IT'S DARK!! WHAT HAPPENED?? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SUN??!! AAAHHH!!
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I'm not sure who's funnier; Jon Stewart and his correspondents up above? Or the complete morons in the paragraph just below? Ah well... I suppose if I were to really break it down, I'm laughing with the peeps above, and AT the dip-shits below.
In the middle of this week's storm, Senator James Inhofe constructed an "igloo" in Washington, DC and posted a sign reading "Honk if you heart global warming." Senator Jim DeMint tweeted "It's going to keep snowing in DC until Al Gore cries uncle." Rush Limbaugh and Fox News chimed in with story after story distorting the facts to fit their dishonest narrative.
But, of course, WE know that extreme weather IS climate change.
Fact: Climate change causes more frequent and severe snowstorms
Record snowstorms need two things: temperatures below freezing, and very high humidity. On a planet warmer by a few degrees on average, the Northeast US will still have plenty of days below freezing; the big difference will be warmer seas producing higher levels of moisture in the air — and therefore more severe cold-season storms.
Fact: We can expect more extreme weather
Scientists tell us that climate change has already led to more extreme weather in the United States and we can expect stronger hurricanes, more wildfires, heatwaves and droughts, to name a few. The cost of inaction could reach half a trillion dollars a year.
Fact: The world is warming at a quickening pace
Weather in one region over days or months should not be confused with climate or the patterns of weather over decades and centuries. And the science is clear here: the last decade was the hottest on record. And to put this year’s weather in perspective, January was warmer than average for the continental United States.
(via: Repower America)
*** How Global Warming Makes Blizzards Worse
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India To Invade The U.S. & Gretchen Carlson's Brain Cells Have Conveniently Left The Building
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"Gretchen Carlson dumbs herself down to connect with an audience who sees intellect as an elitist flaw."
There, there, sweetheart... You should be crying... I'd be crying too if I were just crowned MISS COMPLETE FUCKING JACKASS. I'm only half of one... a runner-up, if you will. But, you... YOU! You're just a disaster, Gretchen!! AND YOU'VE WON! YOU'VE WON!!
Unfortunately, it's your viewers who've lost.
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The 11/3 Project
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Yes, Glenn Beck and all you Beckinmaniacs, we're laughing AT you... After all, it gets rather tiresome arguing with stupid.
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Let's Flush Those Turds Down The Toilet And Start With A Fresh Bowl
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Besides the U.S. needing DESPERATELY to have election reform (Publicly Funded elections) and a viable multi-party system (not this RIDICULOUS duopoly bullshit), at the very least, it would help if we had people in Congress with brains AND balls. Now, THAT would be something worth voting for.
*** Corporately Owned Congress Blocking The Way For Meaningful Reform
*** The Fair Elections Now Act
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"Next thing you know, a guy will be straddling me."
Oh please... Dude... that was such an idiotic thing to say. DUMB, really...
So, yes. You guys have all probably heard about how Sacha Baron Cohen came flying through the air at the MTV Movie Awards,
Slowly losing air-speed,
and dive-bombing the audience before
he landed
ass up
in Eminem's face.
I've never seen any of Sacha Cohen's work. Never have seen "Borat" or any of his other characters, although I'd like to. And I really don't know much about Mr. Eminem, so I can't say how I feel about him one way or the other. But, when I saw the stunt on The Daily Show, I did think that it was pretty funny.
But, that wasn't the extent of it, as you may have seen if you watched the above clip. There's a few more asses to be seen that are so fucking stupid they're actually hysterical.
And here's the queen of them:
Ms. Gretchen Carlson (Does she not look like she's going to "snort like a piggy" at any moment??? COME ON!! Snort like a piggy, Gretchie!! Come on little piggy! You can do it! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink!)
I thought what was rather humorous was when I was searching for images of her, this one came up;
It must be what she looks like before hair and make-up and coffee.
You be one grouchy, hairy piggy, Gretchen... Dang.
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Cleaning Up The Garbage Dump
(Clay Bennett / Chattanooga Times Free Press)
(Matt Davies / The Journal News)
(Mike Keefe / Denver Post)
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. – In political debate, the side that keeps its arguments simple and repeats them again and again is likely to gain the advantage. It is an easier sale, especially when the topic is as scary as terrorism.
That's because "simple" and "repetition" are much easier for stupid people to attain.
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"In dealing with this situation [Guantánamo], we do not have the luxury of starting from scratch. We are cleaning up something that is -- quite simply -- a mess; a misguided experiment that has left in its wake a flood of legal challenges that my administration is forced to deal with on a constant basis, and that consumes the time of government officials whose time should be spent on better protecting our country."
- President Barack Obama, address at the National Archives, 5/21/2009
Two Bush-era officials reject Cheney's security stance
****If you're so inclined, please sign the petition: Hold KBR/Halliburton War Profiteers Accountable
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Gay Marriage Is No Longer Immoral... It's a Budget Buster Now
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Michael Steele and the Republicans are just embarrassingly pathetic...
The California Supreme Court announced that it will release its decision on the fate of Proposition 8 on Tuesday, May 26.
The court will either uphold the Constitution, recognizing equal protection under the law, or uphold discrimination, taking away fundamental civil rights from a minority. (source)
So, Will and I may be divorced by Tuesday afternoon...
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The Chorus Line
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The Obama Administration is kicking ass so far. Or was... It's a surreal time to see the pendulum swinging back to what seems like a better time. A new age almost... For the most part, I've been thrilled and grateful to witness it.
But, my baby's daddy has disappointed me. He and they, could've made a stand that so early in his administration could've gone under the radar. With folks so concerned about their financial well-being, literally hoping to save their very homes, and how they're going to receive health care or not... and whether or not our drinking water is actually safe for consumption with our environment in such degradation, I think President Obama could've stepped in and said, "We need all the translators we can get. We need all the good women and men we can get. This is a non-issue. And it's actually an UNFAIR issue. It's discrimination." And people would've believed him.
And those who wouldn't, never will. They're too simple minded.
With Iowa and Vermont, Maine and Washington D.C. stepping up to a higher level of inclusion and true civil rights. The White House and President Obama did not.
And it's shameful. Disgraceful.
And sadly, predictable.
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