India To Invade The U.S. & Gretchen Carlson's Brain Cells Have Conveniently Left The Building

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Gretchen Carlson Dumbs Down
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"Gretchen Carlson dumbs herself down to connect with an audience who sees intellect as an elitist flaw."


There, there, sweetheart... You should be crying... I'd be crying too if I were just crowned MISS COMPLETE FUCKING JACKASS. I'm only half of one... a runner-up, if you will. But, you... YOU! You're just a disaster, Gretchen!! AND YOU'VE WON! YOU'VE WON!!

Unfortunately, it's your viewers who've lost.

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