To Be Brave And Courageous... And To Speak Out Against A Wave Against You...

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Step by Step... And Page by Page

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Wedding Day Arrives for Kevin Keller A much-anticipated event in the comics world is upon us — the wedding of Kevin Keller, gay pal of Archie Andrews. (source)

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All For One And One For All

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Pioneering Comedian Roseanne Barr on Her Life on Screen as a “Working-Class Domestic Goddess” The writer Barbara Ehrenreich once praised Roseanne Barr for representing "the hopeless underclass of the female sex: polyester-clad, overweight occupants of the slow track; fast-food waitresses, factory workers, housewives, members of the invisible pink-collar army; the despised, the jilted, the underpaid."

Because I haven't really watched television very much in the last 25 years, and I probably only saw "Roseanne" a couple of times if that, I wasn't aware of any of this...

A little knowledge for a little perspective.

And Brava, Roseanne, brava!

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Quit With The Gay Babies Already

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This hysterical (and very true) contribution comes to us from our gorgeous, hottie-pa-tottie correspondent in the field, Nahnie. Her name really isn't "Nahnie", but her name does remind me of one of my beloved nieces, who used to call herself "Nahnie" when she was just a little shit.

If someone took her blanket, she'd yell at the top of her lungs, "NAHNIE'S!!"

And we'd be all like, "Umm... Okay, Satan, here's your blanket back."

And if someone was holding her Puffalump Kitty, she'd contort that sweet, cherub face and bare her three teeth and yell, "Nahnie's! NAHNIE'S MISTER KITTY!!!"

And we'd be all like, "Jesus Christ, here's your fucking kitty." Which she would promptly choke, taking out her frustrations that her little sister had been born.

And if someone pulled in their driveway just to turn around, her little ass would be standing at the door grasping onto her blanket, clutching onto Mister Kitty by the throat, glaring out at the perpetrators yelling, "NAHNIE'S!! NAHNIE'S DRIVEWAY!!"

And they'd speed away with fear in their eyes, frightened that the two foot bride of Chuckie was going to unleash her wrath.

So, Nahnie, thank you for this contribution. Everyone? It's Nahnie's contribution. NAHNIE'S!!!

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GENERAL WELFARE!!?? WHHAAAA???

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Discovering that America has a Constitution that guarantees equal rights to all Americans, the new House leadership was so impressed, they're holding a special ceremony to read the sacred document to the entire gathering of the Congress. It is hoped the new leaders will understand all of the Bill of Rights, not just those they find useful for personal gain.

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“Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though t'were his own.”

~ Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832)

Imagine... Trying to ensure the happiness of one another. And thus, we'd all be better off.

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Ass Play

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Progress on lesbian, gay, bi-sexual and transgender (LGBT) rights has ground to a halt in Congress because a minority of right-wing senators has relied on the unprecedented use of the filibuster.

If you're so inclined, please add your name to this petition telling the Senate to stop screwing us and start getting busy licking on your balls or your labia. It's just nicer that way.

They'll say "no", but we'll continue to say YES, bishes.

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