Ass Play
Progress on lesbian, gay, bi-sexual and transgender (LGBT) rights has ground to a halt in Congress because a minority of right-wing senators has relied on the unprecedented use of the filibuster.
If you're so inclined, please add your name to this petition telling the Senate to stop screwing us and start getting busy licking on your balls or your labia. It's just nicer that way.
They'll say "no", but we'll continue to say YES, bishes.
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