A Monday Morning Meditation
Thank you for this, Leann!
Leann said, "Kevin, somehow I can hear your voice narrating this!"
To say that I'm flattered would be an understatement...
And you know what? Don't let those bitches get under your skin... They... can't... even...
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*** It's Monday, Bishes!!! (don't steal) *** It's Monday... Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work *** It's Monday, Bishes! *** Take THIS, Monday! (you ain't so tough...) *** A Monday Filled With OPPORTUNITIES (to be wrong…) *** A Good Place to Start (for a Monday) *** Monday *** A Monday Morning Laugh Mash-up *** It's Monday... *big sigh* And It Begins Again... *** RAA RAA SISS BOOM BAA!! RIP OFF YOUR PANTIES!! TEAR OFF YOUR BRA!! it’s Monday, bishes… (#15) *** AAagghhh… (Shit, It’s Monday #14) *** Shit, It's Monday #13 *** Shit, It's Monday #12 *** BBAAHH!! It’s Monday… *** Shit, It's Monday (As Far As The Eye Can See...) *** Everyone Just Calm The F Down… It’s Only “Monday" *** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday
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It's Monday, Bishes!!! (don't steal)
Special thanks to our dashing correspondent in D.C., Dickey. Thank you, handsome!
************************** *** It's Monday... Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work *** It's Monday, Bishes! *** Take THIS, Monday! (you ain't so tough...) *** A Monday Filled With OPPORTUNITIES (to be wrong…) *** A Good Place to Start (for a Monday) *** Monday *** A Monday Morning Laugh Mash-up *** It's Monday... *big sigh* And It Begins Again... *** RAA RAA SISS BOOM BAA!! RIP OFF YOUR PANTIES!! TEAR OFF YOUR BRA!! it’s Monday, bishes… (#15) *** AAagghhh… (Shit, It’s Monday #14) *** Shit, It's Monday #13 *** Shit, It's Monday #12 *** BBAAHH!! It’s Monday… *** Shit, It's Monday (As Far As The Eye Can See...) *** Everyone Just Calm The F Down… It’s Only “Monday" *** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday
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It's Monday... Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work
Oh my gosh... that little guy... !!!
Happy Monday. :)
************************** *** It's Monday, Bishes! *** Take THIS, Monday! (you ain't so tough...) *** A Monday Filled With OPPORTUNITIES (to be wrong…) *** A Good Place to Start (for a Monday) *** Monday *** A Monday Morning Laugh Mash-up *** It's Monday... *big sigh* And It Begins Again... *** RAA RAA SISS BOOM BAA!! RIP OFF YOUR PANTIES!! TEAR OFF YOUR BRA!! it’s Monday, bishes… (#15) *** AAagghhh… (Shit, It’s Monday #14) *** Shit, It's Monday #13 *** Shit, It's Monday #12 *** BBAAHH!! It’s Monday… *** Shit, It's Monday (As Far As The Eye Can See...) *** Everyone Just Calm The F Down… It’s Only “Monday" *** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday
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It's Monday, Bishes...
And I'm going to use jazz hands... with nails for scratching people's faces...
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*** Take THIS, Monday! (you ain't so tough...) *** A Monday Filled With OPPORTUNITIES (to be wrong…) *** A Good Place to Start (for a Monday) *** Monday *** A Monday Morning Laugh Mash-up *** It's Monday... *big sigh* And It Begins Again... *** RAA RAA SISS BOOM BAA!! RIP OFF YOUR PANTIES!! TEAR OFF YOUR BRA!! it’s Monday, bishes… (#15) *** AAagghhh… (Shit, It’s Monday #14) *** Shit, It's Monday #13 *** Shit, It's Monday #12 *** BBAAHH!! It’s Monday… *** Shit, It's Monday (As Far As The Eye Can See...) *** Everyone Just Calm The F Down… It’s Only “Monday" *** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday
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Happy Monday
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
People are good.
Everywhere.
(Special thanks to our gorgeous correspondent, Miss Enchante, for these truly wonderful contributions. Merci beaucoup, Mademoiselle Enchante! C'est magnifique!)
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It's Monday...
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*** To Start Out Right (on a Monday) *** It's Monday... *big sigh* And It Begins Again... *** RAA RAA SISS BOOM BAA!! RIP OFF YOUR PANTIES!! TEAR OFF YOUR BRA!! it’s Monday, bishes… (#15) *** AAagghhh… (Shit, It’s Monday #14) *** Shit, It's Monday #13 *** Shit, It's Monday #12 *** BBAAHH!! It’s Monday… *** Shit, It's Monday (As Far As The Eye Can See...) *** Everyone Just Calm The F Down… It’s Only “Monday" *** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday
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Take THAT, Monday!
Special thanks for this contribution to our gorgeous bundle of everything wonderful, Nahnie. Thank you, Nahnie!
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*** It's Monday... *big sigh* And It Begins Again... *** RAA RAA SISS BOOM BAA!! RIP OFF YOUR PANTIES!! TEAR OFF YOUR BRA!! it’s Monday, bishes… (#15) *** AAagghhh… (Shit, It’s Monday #14) *** Shit, It's Monday #13 *** Shit, It's Monday #12 *** BBAAHH!! It’s Monday… *** Shit, It's Monday (As Far As The Eye Can See...) *** Everyone Just Calm The F Down… It’s Only “Monday" *** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday
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A Monday Morning Laugh Mash-up
These fine contributions come to us compliments of our devastatingly handsome correspondent, Scooter. Thank you, Scooter! A great way to start Monday morning.
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*** It's Monday... *big sigh* And It Begins Again... *** RAA RAA SISS BOOM BAA!! RIP OFF YOUR PANTIES!! TEAR OFF YOUR BRA!! it’s Monday, bishes… (#15) *** AAagghhh… (Shit, It’s Monday #14) *** Shit, It's Monday #13 *** Shit, It's Monday #12 *** BBAAHH!! It’s Monday… *** Shit, It's Monday (As Far As The Eye Can See...) *** Everyone Just Calm The F Down… It’s Only “Monday" *** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday
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RAA RAA SISS BOOM BAA!! RIP OFF YOUR PANTIES!! TEAR OFF YOUR BRA!! it's Monday, bishes... (#15)
Wear 'em if you got 'em.
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*** AAagghhh… (Shit, It’s Monday #14) *** Shit, It's Monday #13 *** Shit, It's Monday #12 *** BBAAHH!! It’s Monday… *** Shit, It's Monday (As Far As The Eye Can See...) *** Everyone Just Calm The F Down… It’s Only “Monday" *** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday
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AAagghhh... (Shit, It's Monday #14)
*** Shit, It's Monday #13 *** Shit, It's Monday #12 *** BBAAHH!! It’s Monday… *** Shit, It's Monday (As Far As The Eye Can See...) *** Everyone Just Calm The F Down… It’s Only “Monday" *** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday
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Everyone Just Calm The F Down... It's Only "Monday"
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*** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday
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Shit, It's Monday #5
Bring it, Monday... You ain't such a tough guy. DO YOUS HEAR ME??? YOUS AIN'T SO TOUGH!!
After all, yous only 24 hours long, just like the rest of 'em.
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