A Monday Morning Laugh Mash-up

These fine contributions come to us compliments of our devastatingly handsome correspondent, Scooter. Thank you, Scooter! A great way to start Monday morning.

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*** It's Monday... *big sigh* And It Begins Again... *** RAA RAA SISS BOOM BAA!! RIP OFF YOUR PANTIES!! TEAR OFF YOUR BRA!! it’s Monday, bishes… (#15) *** AAagghhh… (Shit, It’s Monday #14) *** Shit, It's Monday #13 *** Shit, It's Monday #12 *** BBAAHH!! It’s Monday… *** Shit, It's Monday (As Far As The Eye Can See...) *** Everyone Just Calm The F Down… It’s Only “Monday" *** Shit, It's Monday #8 *** Shit, It's Monday #7 *** Shit, It's Monday #6 *** Shit, It's Monday #5 *** Shit, It's Monday #4 *** Shit, It's Monday #3 *** Shit, It's Monday #2 *** Shit, It's Monday

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"Less Chewing..."

Yuk. Double yuk. TRIPLE YUK!!!

And really? REEAALLLYYY??? Lightning could strike you dead at any moment and you're not just waiting for sex, you're waiting to KISS???

Jesus Christ... People.

PEOPLE...

LISTEN. TO. ME.

If you hadn't noticed, life goes by really, really fast. And we've managed to fill it up with all kinds of delusion and bullshit to make it seem horrible. So, please... PLEASE... KISS and PORK the living daylights out of one another as much as you possibly can. Use birf control, 'cause most of us shouldn't be breeding anyway, but still. DO IT. A LOT.

AND NO "CHEWING".

Jesus Christ... What the fuck is wrong with people.

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