Stop What You're Doing

1. Please press play.

2. While the little prelude is playing, if you're with someone, hug them. Hug as many people as you can in your vicinity. I don't care if you're at work, all the better. If you're alone, hug yourself, bish.

3. Then, once the music really gets going, dance. No rules, just dance. If you can't go cray dancing, move your hips. Your fingers. Your feet. Your tummy. Your supafine bootie. Your fucking eyebrows. SOMETHING.

4. Do it like you mean it.

5. Be happy. No one can take that away from you.


wave in the air like you just don't care

I'm not sure I can quite express how much I LOVE this guy... I. Love. Him. Almost as much as I love Chipotle.

(Thank you for this contribution, Muni Kill Bomb! If only we could all dance with such wild abandonment... and speedos. One mustn't forget the speedos...)


Stayin' ALIVE

"To know what you prefer, instead of humbly saying "Amen" to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to keep your soul alive."

~ Robert Louis Stevenson

"And keep dancin', bishes..."

~ Kevin Steven Charnas


What To Do When Confronted by Zombies

Oh oh. Dancing a-with myself, Oh, oh, Dancing with myself Well, there's nothing to lose And there's nothing to prove, Dancing a-with myself,

Oh, oh, oh, oh. (x3, bishes...)

(How funny is it that Billy grabs the... conductor things and sends lightening or electric or whatever bolts blowing the zombies off the edge of the building.? That's some funny shit right there. And then finally he's all, Jezuuzz... Forget it. Let's dance.

It's really the only thing you can do, right? 'Cause those a-holes will just keep coming back...)