Stop What You're Doing

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1. Please press play.

2. While the little prelude is playing, if you're with someone, hug them. Hug as many people as you can in your vicinity. I don't care if you're at work, all the better. If you're alone, hug yourself, bish.

3. Then, once the music really gets going, dance. No rules, just dance. If you can't go cray dancing, move your hips. Your fingers. Your feet. Your tummy. Your supafine bootie. Your fucking eyebrows. SOMETHING.

4. Do it like you mean it.

5. Be happy. No one can take that away from you.

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wave in the air like you just don't care

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I'm not sure I can quite express how much I LOVE this guy... I. Love. Him. Almost as much as I love Chipotle.

(Thank you for this contribution, Muni Kill Bomb! If only we could all dance with such wild abandonment... and speedos. One mustn't forget the speedos...)

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Stayin' ALIVE

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"To know what you prefer, instead of humbly saying "Amen" to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to keep your soul alive."

~ Robert Louis Stevenson

"And keep dancin', bishes..."

~ Kevin Steven Charnas

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