Oatmeal Is Not Foreplay (Okay, Sometimes it is...)

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Poor Wen has been itching and scratching for 2 weeks, so at the suggestion of my Vet, I'm getting ready to get naked in the bathtub with this little hottie and a pot of warm oatmeal... to pour over her... and to work into her fur... and let dry... You're jealous. Don't lie... (and just look at her... little does she know... she's gonna be all, "WTF, BISH?! YOU JUST SMEARED OATMEAL IN BOTH OUR PRIVS!! Oh... Wait a minute... Is this foreplay or something?") NO, WENNIE!! IT'S NOT!! She's naughty... :( Wen in wicker

AND the email I sent the Vet post-oatmealageddon, "Oh... my... GOD...

There is oatmeal EVERY WHERE.

OMG. OMG.

It's on the bathroom sink, the toilet, the baseboards, 4 feet up in the air on the shower curtain, on the walls, the rugs in the house, my bedspread, my pillows, her bed, her pillows... blankets in the living room... I think I used too much water... Is it suppose to be so pasty? Omg.

AND she's still itching the living daylights out of herself... And now eating oatmeal. Is that going to give her the shits?

And I have oatmeal smeared in my privs.

Thanks a lot. I'm going to choke you."

He replied, "You're just suppose to do a little bit. It's suppose to be a tea, not porridge. Why do you have it smeared on your peeper...?"

Okay. So, I didn't tell him about my privs and he didn't inquire about my peeper...

Yet.

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Okay... One More Time...? Please?

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An incredible Magnolia 12 hours before bullshit strikes... Magnolia It looked like someone took a blow torch to it the very next day... Because...

Wwwhhhaaa???

Mez and Wen in April snow Gomez and Wednesday were all, "This is total bullshit, dude. NO ONE wants to put their hoo-haa in the snow to go wee. Well,... ALMOST no one. Dad likes it on Friday nights sometimes..."

April snow

April snow1

So... Yeah... Let's try Spring again...

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Some Sunday Morning Worship

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surin-elephants_94569_990x742"Dust stirred by heavy elephant footsteps is shot through with light as the sun rises over Surin, Thailand. Communities in Surin traditionally raised, trained, and lived with elephants, which were kept primarily as working animals. Today, however, the elephants, though still an integral part of Surin tradition, are trained primarily to entertain tourists."

(source of photo and text: National Geographic Photo of the Day)

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Dramatic Spring

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J.C. Leyendecker SpringAnd that means I'm a gonna be all dramatical with my right hand and holding a harp or ancient cash register with my left hand and be all tiltin' my head with my fancy headband to the side and wearin' my fancy wrap. 'Cause Winter be harsh, bishes. So, Spring is pretty dramatic.

Even the fawn, rabbit and frog are all, "Bish, you dramatic."

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~ "Spring" by J.C. Leyendecker

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It's Monday... Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work

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