Stop What You're Doing

1. Please press play.

2. While the little prelude is playing, if you're with someone, hug them. Hug as many people as you can in your vicinity. I don't care if you're at work, all the better. If you're alone, hug yourself, bish.

3. Then, once the music really gets going, dance. No rules, just dance. If you can't go cray dancing, move your hips. Your fingers. Your feet. Your tummy. Your supafine bootie. Your fucking eyebrows. SOMETHING.

4. Do it like you mean it.

5. Be happy. No one can take that away from you.

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No Pee Pee Here

I can't believe that we're actually talking about PISS and GOLDEN SHOWERS regarding "The President of the United States"...

However, in the peetime, this opening of SNL last week is FRICKING PISSTERICAL!!

Thank you, Pandora for piss!!

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