"I'm Not Giving Up. And Neither Should You."
Hallelujah...
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I'm So Tired of Feeling Gross Too...
We are most certainly stronger together.
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Make America Great Again!
Fan-fricking-tastic!!
Special thanks to our beautiful and brilliant correspondent in the field, Jacqueline Non-Bouvier-Kennedy-Onasis-Tastic.
Merci, Madame!! C'est magnifique. Pas mediocre... C'est excellente!
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Donald Trump's Birth Name
FuckFace Von Clownstick
I.
Am.
DYING!!!
Omg...
* Special thanks to the dashing, Whit, for this contribution. Thanks, brother!
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The Breakdown
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Ha
The country suffers from such short term memory issues...
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I. Want. This. COSTUME!!! AAHHH!!!
Or... Caw, Caw, Caw... Not, AAHH?
I dunno. The jokes can't all be good...
I just want it, bishes...
Is this from a movie?
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You Were Saying...
I wouldn't mind being two years old again so I could do this shit...
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SURRENDER!!! (your clothes? wtf is going on here...)
A naked male witch... With a purse? For... bats feet or something?
And... He's going to throw that little smiling jack-o-lantern at us??
AND WHAT ARE THOSE BIRDS DOING??? ARE THEY TRYING TO BITE HIS WEE WEE???
I don't understand.
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Sing It Like You Mean It (always...)
Damn it, they're great!
Special thanks for this fantastic contribution to our ravishing correspondent in the field, Misa Tillis. Danka, Misa!
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David S...
Special thanks for this contribution to The Baron. Thank you, Baron!
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Well, Huh... Imagine That...
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The Yodel
Special thanks to our beautiful correspondent in the field, Melba Toastie Woastie. Thanks, Mel!
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Sunday Morning at Horseshoe Lake
Good sunny morning to you too, Horseshoe Lake! Have I told you lately how brilliant you are? Ah... I'm sorry about that... I should really do that more often...
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Halloween Pumpkin Pickle Porking Goblins?
And they're attracted to red polka dots???
And WHAT EXACTLY is she sitting on??? Their giant jackolantern creep leader's HEAD??? Donald Trump's HAIR???
And like... They're coming to PORK her???
This is actually terrifying.
ha
Seriously. Wtf is going on. Because I don't like it...
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nasty hombre
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Melanianade
go gurl
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Bat 'Em
What if we thought the best of what was being said... Thought the best of intentions... (even if they meant the worst...)
Beauty might just happen.
And we'd all flutter our eyelashes and coo...
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Rabbit Stew for Hump Day, Anyone?
I have no idea either... I just work here.
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ha
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