It's Hump Day, Bishes!

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Getting Over The Hump

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It's Hump Day, Bishes!! (It's okay to break the surface every now and then and show 'em what you've got...)

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It's Wednesday...

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Wrecked (And a healthy dose of humping for Hump Day)

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This hysterical (and actually, dare I say, heartwarming) contribution comes to us from our on-line marketing guru, Jimmy K. Thanks, brother!

Jim basically said that this guy reminded him of me. That is prolly one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me.

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Sweet and Dreamy... (the way every Wednesday morning should be...)

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Hump Me Again, Sam...

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So, even though Richard "Rick" Blaine (Humphrey Bogart's character) never actually says "Play it again, Sam.", in the 1942 film Casablanca, it IS reported by some very reliable sources (myself) that he said, "Hump Humph again, Sam..."

Hey, now... Don't shoot the messenger.

("Never let facts get in the way of a good story." - as Jessica's grandfather used to say.)

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By Invitation Only

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CHEEZ WHIZ OF NAZARETH!!!

Umm... Holy smokes. Wow. Okay... I'd like to. I really would. But,... I have to... Umm... (Think, Kevin, THINK!) I... I have to do the dishes. And... Rake. I have to rake all these leaves. And... Laundry. There's always that fricking laundry (as if I poop on my clothes every day. Are they REALLY that dirty?). And... I... Um... Well...

Oh, fuck it.

HELL YES, I WANT TO PLAY!!!

I'll be right there.

And what's with all that stringy hair? Funny... I just noticed you HAD hair. Ha. And nice cot, by the way...

Okay, OKAY!! I'M HURRYING.

Now... What to wear...

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Mama Said There'd Be Days Like This

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you are HERE

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Halfway there, bishes. Halfway there. Just hold your breath *ahem* and keep going.

And feel free to pinch if you have to.

Or spank. Feel free to spank too.

(It's Hump Day, Bishes! #13)

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It's Hump Day, Bishes! #12

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It's Hump Day, Bishes! #9

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Who cares if you ARE facing the wrong way anyway...? I mean, really... What the hell is the "wrong way"? Looks fine to me...

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It's Hump Day, Bishes! #8

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Stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that ya used to.

I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish? Yeah, I called ya fat. Look at me, I'm skinny It never stopped me from gettin' busy I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance. *****

Don't get fazed, y'all. Don't get fazed.

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