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CHEEZ WHIZ OF NAZARETH!!!

Umm... Holy smokes. Wow. Okay... I'd like to. I really would. But,... I have to... Umm... (Think, Kevin, THINK!) I... I have to do the dishes. And... Rake. I have to rake all these leaves. And... Laundry. There's always that fricking laundry (as if I poop on my clothes every day. Are they REALLY that dirty?). And... I... Um... Well...

Oh, fuck it.

HELL YES, I WANT TO PLAY!!!

I'll be right there.

And what's with all that stringy hair? Funny... I just noticed you HAD hair. Ha. And nice cot, by the way...

Okay, OKAY!! I'M HURRYING.

Now... What to wear...

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