Imminent Rupture #2

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Hurry up, Bishes!! WE'RE CUTTING RIGHT NOW!!

Oh...

Wait a minute...

We're totally gay.

Never mind.

I'd better go put on something skimpy.

HA! SILLY GOOSES!!

I ALREADY HAVE something skimpy on!

What's wrong with you? You should've known that...! Well, I guess I'm all set to be tortured for the next 3 months, then burn in hell for eternity. I'd better pack some snacks.

The Rapture: Because some Christians will do anything to avoid actually following those pesky liberal teachings of Jesus.

~ John Fugelsang

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Imminent Rupture

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‎”If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn’t help the poor, either we’ve got to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish as we are, or we’ve got to acknowledge that He commanded us to love the poor and serve the needy without condition, and then admit that we just don’t want to do it.”

~ Stephen Colbert

************** (Special Thanks to Greg for the image, and Beny for the Colbert quote.) ****************************************