Imminent Rupture #2

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Hurry up, Bishes!! WE'RE CUTTING RIGHT NOW!!

Oh...

Wait a minute...

We're totally gay.

Never mind.

I'd better go put on something skimpy.

HA! SILLY GOOSES!!

I ALREADY HAVE something skimpy on!

What's wrong with you? You should've known that...! Well, I guess I'm all set to be tortured for the next 3 months, then burn in hell for eternity. I'd better pack some snacks.

The Rapture: Because some Christians will do anything to avoid actually following those pesky liberal teachings of Jesus.

~ John Fugelsang

**************** (Special Thanks to Greg for the image, and Beny for the Fugelsang quote.) ************************************