How To Be An 88 Year Old Badass
An 88-year-old woman has walked 10-thousand miles in memory of her late husband.
* Three Easy Beginner Meditation Techniques (To reduce stress, bishes...)
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Spanking Monday
GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY MONDAY, you Supastar you...
Whaddya say you and me and Mary Katherine SPANK MONDAY'S ASS!!! YEAH!!
Take THAT, MONDAY!!!
'Cause this one's bigger than this one. And Monday ain't so tough.
DO YOU HEAR ME, MONDAY???
You ain't so tough.
So, do what you have to do to prepare...
Whatever that might be.
And remember that
only a fool hesitates.
So, wrestle those demons that are whispering doubt in your ears... telling you that you're not good enough... that you don't deserve it. Whatever IT may be. And punch 'em in the boobs! YEAH, TAKE THAT, BOOB!
And even if
it doesn't quite turn out how you planned.
The time's going to go by anyway, regardless of what you do... Time keeps its own time.
So, you'll get back up and dust yourself off.
And do what you have to do to prepare...
Whatever that might be.
And remember it's good to surround yourself with people who will dance with you no matter what.
Don't waste time on the others.
And even if you don't quite reach your destination, you'll be headed in the right direction. Because persistence still pays off. And knowing that you did your best, you'll be able to feel rest assured that you'll be a SUPASTAR in the most important of eyes...
Your own.
So, do your best.
Because less is less.
NOW, LET'S SNIFF OUR ARMPITS AND GO OUT THERE AND KICK MONDAY'S ASS!!!
Monday?
You ain't so tough...
But, we sure are.
AIN'T WE, BISHES!
dang.
**"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." ~Winston Churchill
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