DUMB'S DAY AND THE DESTRUCTION OF THE MIND AS WE KNEW IT

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oh my god...

oh. my. god.

i'm dying here.

I'M DYING HERE, BISHES!! DO YOU HEAR ME???

DYING!

The following video is disturbing, but completely mesmerizing and once I picked my strong, sexy, defined yet sophisticated jaw (my pointy chin) up off the floor, I must admit I began to snicker. And after the shock wore off, I can't help guffawing at these people... It leads me to believe that when people like this have diarrhea, they must rub their 4 brain cells together to remind themselves that they're actually not melting.

"MMAAA!! WHAT'S HHAAPPENIN'?? I'M MELTIN'!!"

Ma, "Oh Junior, we done beeen through dis beefor. Ya gots the sheets is all."

Junior, "Oh... tha's right. I remembers nows, Mama. Well, thanks baby Jesus. Thanks for not meltin' me and my Ma. Even though it smells like we is. Aamen. And puleeze tell Santa I said, "Hi". Now, aamen."

There's just too many wonderful things to quote from this footage. But, here's a few;

"BOYCOTT HOLLYWOOD AND ALL OF THE COMMIES!!! MCCARTHY AND JOHN WAYNE WERE RIGHT!!"

"STOP THE SPENDING OR LEARN CHINESE!!"

"IIii'addd liiike to see a Chreeestiiun in the Whiiite House."

And look for her later in the clip (she won't be difficult to spot), when she starts crying it's just so fucking money.

The CZAR comments are truly awe-inspiring...

And my favorite?

"It hasn't even been a year yet and he's destroyed MOST of the country! I mean, come on! That's crazy!"

You guys, it's true. I mean... this is my neighborhood since Barack took office in January,

And the White House has honed a laser that just this morning came shooting out of President Obama's hole and it destroyed this car on my street!


That's the paperboy running for his life.

And Barack's honed-laser hole struck for the first time just last week at a Mary Kay Convention in Tampa!


Those used to be brilliant, shinny, pink Cadillacs belonging to some of the TOP Mary Kay reps in the NATION. Barack Obama HATES Mary Kay.

The media is SO liberal, they're not reporting it though. It's just FUCKING TERRIBLE!!

YOU GUYS!! IF WE DON'T STOP BARACK OBAMA'S HOLE NOW,


Well, there's NO TELLING WHAT COULD HAPPEN!!!

RUUNNN FEERR YER CHREEESSTTIIUNN LIIIVVEESSSZZ, FFUUUKKERRS!!!

***And in case you missed my post on: Jesus Christ And His Tennis Shoes

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