A View From The Rubble
Heads Up: Prayer Warriors and Sarah Palin Are Organizing Spiritual Warfare to Take Over America
And the devolution of the American intellect continues:
Top home-school texts dismiss Darwin, evolution
I've never understood why god and evolution have to be mutually exclusive?
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Just in case you guys didn't know who the crazy-crazy was down below. She was on "Trading Spouses", which Will and I watched about five times back in the day. And we were fortunate enough to catch this episode.
As our jaws dropped, I turned to Will and said, "You KNOW that the producers of the show were all like, 'SCORE!'"
In her words, "I have taken a stand. I have taken a stand. I am not a fence rider."
No, honey. You're certainly not.
*** In Ray Abruzzo's words, "Dear God, please protect me from your followers."
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American Family Association: Stone To Death Killer Whale Who Killed Trainer
"KILL THAT WHALE! STONE THAT WHALE!! I'M GONNA THROW MY LAST THREE TEETH AT 'EM!! BABY JESUS WANTS THAT WHALE DEEAADD!!"
They want to STONE THE WHALE TO DEATH.
OF COURSE, that's what it was. That was my very first thought too.
People really need to stop taking the bible so literally. It's super embarrassing. Stupid, really. Super stupid. Psychotic and super stupid. And it's just bad form. It's like they're 5 year olds amped up on Mountain Dew right before bedtime. Do you know what I mean? Little assholes fucking bouncing off the walls...
Idiocy at its finest.
Let us get on to at least some logic... even if it is without panties...
I told you some time back that Sharon Stone and I think that saving whales is really hot. Remember that? I thought you might.
Well, before we get on with the task at hand, I thought you might want to see some true majesty. The following photos from a diver swimming with a 50ft Humpback Whale (and NOT in a fish tank, bishes) are a contribution from my sista, Suebob. Thanks, baby!
You guys, you've GOT to click on these images to make them larger... Or visit the link to their origin above. They're too incredible not to.
So, in relation to the enslavement of Orcas and dolphins for our "entertainment"... Of having WHALES do TRICKS in a FISH TANK...
Joyce Tischler, founder of and general counsel for Animal Legal Defense Fund:
"She compares an orca’s life in captivity in a tank to keeping a human being in a bathtub for his entire life." (From DawnWatch) For the full Christian Science Monitor article: Death of Sea World trainer: Do 'killer whales' belong in theme parks?
Revenge At SeaWorld: Orca Attack Shouldn’t Come As Any Surprise
And if you're so inclined, you may Tell SeaWorld: Free Tilly, and No Wild Orca For Entertainment! It's easy.
"The time has come to view captivity of whales and dolphins as a part of our history... Not a tragic part of our future."
- Jean-Michel Cousteau
*** And if you're on Facebook and would like to join the group: Free Tilikum
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oh my god...
oh. my. god.
i'm dying here.
I'M DYING HERE, BISHES!! DO YOU HEAR ME???
DYING!
The following video is disturbing, but completely mesmerizing and once I picked my strong, sexy, defined yet sophisticated jaw (my pointy chin) up off the floor, I must admit I began to snicker. And after the shock wore off, I can't help guffawing at these people... It leads me to believe that when people like this have diarrhea, they must rub their 4 brain cells together to remind themselves that they're actually not melting.
"MMAAA!! WHAT'S HHAAPPENIN'?? I'M MELTIN'!!"
Ma, "Oh Junior, we done beeen through dis beefor. Ya gots the sheets is all."
Junior, "Oh... tha's right. I remembers nows, Mama. Well, thanks baby Jesus. Thanks for not meltin' me and my Ma. Even though it smells like we is. Aamen. And puleeze tell Santa I said, "Hi". Now, aamen."
There's just too many wonderful things to quote from this footage. But, here's a few;
"BOYCOTT HOLLYWOOD AND ALL OF THE COMMIES!!! MCCARTHY AND JOHN WAYNE WERE RIGHT!!"
"STOP THE SPENDING OR LEARN CHINESE!!"
"IIii'addd liiike to see a Chreeestiiun in the Whiiite House."
And look for her later in the clip (she won't be difficult to spot), when she starts crying it's just so fucking money.
The CZAR comments are truly awe-inspiring...
And my favorite?
"It hasn't even been a year yet and he's destroyed MOST of the country! I mean, come on! That's crazy!"
You guys, it's true. I mean... this is my neighborhood since Barack took office in January,
And the White House has honed a laser that just this morning came shooting out of President Obama's hole and it destroyed this car on my street!
That's the paperboy running for his life.
And Barack's honed-laser hole struck for the first time just last week at a Mary Kay Convention in Tampa!
Those used to be brilliant, shinny, pink Cadillacs belonging to some of the TOP Mary Kay reps in the NATION. Barack Obama HATES Mary Kay.
The media is SO liberal, they're not reporting it though. It's just FUCKING TERRIBLE!!
YOU GUYS!! IF WE DON'T STOP BARACK OBAMA'S HOLE NOW,
Well, there's NO TELLING WHAT COULD HAPPEN!!!
RUUNNN FEERR YER CHREEESSTTIIUNN LIIIVVEESSSZZ, FFUUUKKERRS!!!
***And in case you missed my post on: Jesus Christ And His Tennis Shoes
***Study links 45,000 U.S. deaths to lack of insurance***
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"It's not paranoia if they really ARE out to get you."
This Christian cult is completely disturbing... and just as scary and dangerous as any fundamentalist organization with power is.
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