HERCULANEUM

Now granted, you've all probably seen the underage photos of

Carrie Prejean's butt eating her pink panties. "RARRAARRAARRRARAA!!! OH, I LOVE THE TASTE OF PINK LACE, MMMPHH RARRAMMPHH..." (That's the sound of her butt eating her pan... yeah, that's it, you got it. You know me by now.)

And this one,

where inconveniently, the wind blew and her little vest popped open and revealed the red star of David. Only Carrie knows where the Smiley Face is... and my guess is, it has a small beard... or maybe wax burns.

I don't believe that we shouldn't say what we think or say how we feel on certain matters. Quite the contrary. I DO believe that everyone is entitled to their opinion and we should give it even if our voice shakes. Actually, especially if our voice shakes.

However, I think what bothers me with these beauty queens being asked certain questions that might be pertinent other than, "Do you like water sports?" And, "Can you point to an ocean on a map?", is that they're not educated.

I know, I know, you're surprised.

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you.

But, I do have a wish... Well, I have many wishes, but this wish is I believe that when people, no matter who they are, are going to be looked up to, they have a responsibility. So, it wouldn't be so bad if they were actually educated on a few topics and subjects and could present their arguments with merit.

When someone is for or against something, I just want to know WHY. And "because" isn't an acceptable answer. I know that I'm asking a lot...

Until then, the sinister side of me wouldn't mind if Carrie Prejean were tied up for awhile

like she was here for a frat party. I'm really fucking tired of hearing that 21 year old dumbass run her pie-hole.

Because I'm entitled to my opinion too and I'm just worn out on uneducated, truly thoughtless bimbos (male and female) getting air time.

(Thanks for the image, Jackie!)

**Shanna Moakler Resigns as Miss California Pageant Director**

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