I Think I Just Shit The Bed, Fred...

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Suddenly, I wish to be scared out of my gourd.

Which, I happen to find to be a rather odd saying...

Because my head is not a marrow (which is a white-fleshed green-skinned gourd, which is eaten as a vegetable, in case you're wondering... like I was...), a squash, pumpkin, melon, OR A CUCUMBER, BISHES!!! MMM-KKAAYY??

But still, I wish to be scared out of my fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.

So, I think that means I wish to be frightened until you eat me.

But, I could be wrong.

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