A View From The Rubble
Okay, so while this is slightly disturbing (maybe even more than slightly), it's funny. At least my twisted mind thinks so. I happen to think when she's speaking "French", it's the best. But again, that's just me.
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Suddenly, I wish to be scared out of my gourd.
Which, I happen to find to be a rather odd saying...
Because my head is not a marrow (which is a white-fleshed green-skinned gourd, which is eaten as a vegetable, in case you're wondering... like I was...), a squash, pumpkin, melon, OR A CUCUMBER, BISHES!!! MMM-KKAAYY??
But still, I wish to be scared out of my fleshy, typically large fruit with a hard skin, some varieties of which are edible.
So, I think that means I wish to be frightened until you eat me.
But, I could be wrong.
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