HERCULANEUM

"We're dealing with a menace."

And... "We'll get them to kill each other."

These are both lines (respectively) from the upcoming movie staring Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson. I believe that it's going straight to DVD, unfortunately.

I'm sorry... But, I actually really want to see it. And the bigger the screen, the better.

And if the movie were actually about Dick Cheney and Carrie Prejean?? Dickhead Cheney being an over-aggressive, fat-ass, war-criminal shark that takes down airliners and the Golden Gate Bridge. And Carrie Prejean being a mushed-brain, too many limbed (the "too many" part being an over-extension of her poor intellect), with teeth too big for her head, over-indulged Octopussy that rips off her top in every other scene (actually, Octopuses are really quite intelligent and don't normally rip their tops off, so pardon my sad analogy) Then, I'D REALLY WANT TO SEE IT.

'Cause both lines really still apply.

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