I Need To Stop Using My Bluetooth In Public

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This comes compliments of one of my all time favorite people, Claudette. Thanks, Claud! I love it.

I try to remember to put my cell phone on silent when we're over other people's homes, or out to dinner. I don't constantly want to hear phones ringing or other people's conversations out in public. I take that back... MOST of the time I don't wish to hear other assholes' conversations. But, sometimes? Yes, sometimes I rather like it. ESPECIALLY if they're assholes. And if they're loud enough for me to hear them, then they're usually assholes. And I could listen to them fartin' in their phones all day long... appropriately so. The "farting" part, that is... I just don't want to smell it.

What was I talking about again?