Would Someone PLEASE Let Ken Starr Suck Their Dick? PLEASE??

Ken Starr wants to get busy on dudes' peeps so bad he's almost cross-eyed with frustrated envy. I mean really, JUST LOOK AT HIM!!

Those beady eyes. Those parted lips. The way his forehead glows, just WANTING to be tea-bagged. He's practically begging for it. Don't try to deny it.

You KNOW that Ken Starr is wishin', and hopin', and thinkin', and prayin' that one of those microphones was a penis. You know it. I know it. And the American people know it.

He wants smacked around like nobody's business.

And all I have to say about THAT is... YUK.

Keep wishin', and hopin', and thinkin, and prayin', Miss Starr.

So, I just did a search for "penis microphones", because I thought that it would be a nice compliment to the post. I was looking for something tasteful, not too vulgar. I didn't wish to be too fucking vulgar where Ken, Miss Starr if you're nasty, was concerned.

So tell me this, WHY, OH WHY, did these two images come up when I searched "penis microphones"?

Paula Abdul...

And Grandpa.

See? I'm stumped. Paula Abdul and Grandpa = penis microphones.

Who knew?

So anyway, Ken Starr has been napping ("working" as the dean of Pepperdine University's School of Law... yawn) after spending millions of tax payers dollars for going after Slick Willy for lying about a blow-job from a lip-glossed up (in more ways than one) Monica Lewinsky. He's been gently napping (never tapping on his penis door) while we've had 8 years of an administration literally lying about torture and war. But, someone lies about a blowjob and it's all over.

Well, now this poor sexually frustrated fellow is at it again. " This morning, before the California Supreme Court, Ken Starr will argue for the FORCIBLE DIVORCE of 18,000 loving same-sex couples who married before Proposition 8 passed.

Starr has said the marriage ban should stand because of the state's role in protecting the welfare of children.

The hypocrisy of "protecting" children by divorcing their parents is unconscionable. Yet this is just one in a parade of outrageous lies by right-wing extremists.

So HRC is launching a new campaign to expose this dishonest fear-mongering against equality – to counteract the lies with respectful dialogue and grassroots action." (source)

If you are so inclined, please Sign the first petition at EndtheLies.org – Tell Ken Starr to stop using lies about child "welfare" to divorce loving parents.

So, Will and I are getting divorced and we didn't even ask to be. I thought I'd tell you guys before the story broke in the press.

Talk about convenience. Jesus...

And you know what KEN STARR??? Now that I think about it. I'd rather be forcibly divorced than let you give me a blowjob.

Actually, I'd rather have a mouthful of cement rather than let you give me a blowjob.

In fact, I'd rather be forcibly divorced, have a mouthful of cement, have BAD hair, yellow teeth, AND be forced to put Vaseline on Michael Jackson's bare back, rather than let you give me a blowjob. 'Cause you just nasty, girl.

So, Princessa Starr? Just for old time's sake, this one's for you. Here's to wishin', and hopin', and thinkin', and prayin' that good and gentle, peace and love filled sense finds you one day soon. Take it away, Dusty.