"You Sick Straight Bastard!"

Now granted, gay men and lesbians are 2nd class citizens in American society. Maybe even 3rd or 4th class. But one thing that is so true, is that gay dudes get away with SO MUCH with straight women.

As soon as I see my straight female friends, especially those that I've known for an extremely long time, we're feeling each other up, pelvic thrusting one another, rubbing boobs and booties and touching peeps. And this is usually while their husbands just stand there watching. What's truly funny is that everyone is so used to it and no one is threatened and so no one is suprised or phased by any of it.

And you know what? I LOVE it. I lo-lo-lo-LO-LOV-LOV-LOVE IT!!!