You're All Invited!!!

So, what's better than Santa Barbara?

Santa Barbara in October.

And what's better than Santa Barbara in October?

Have you guessed yet?

No, not making out with total strangers in the Presidio of Santa Barbara, although that's nice too.

SANTA BARBARA AT HALLOWEEN!! MMUUUWWAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

This website receives 150,000 hits a month, so I may live to regret this and this may be me on the morning of October 28th,

no longer living to regret anything. However, I'm going to do it anyway...

Consider yourself invited to a HALLOWEEN BLOGGER BASH IN SANTA BARBARA, CALIFORNIA on Saturday, October 27th. All food and drink will be provided. Will is already compiling the music selection for the dance floor. It will take place in a BEAUTIFUL Spanish barn, which has yet to house the horses, so it doesn't smell like shit or piss...which is always nice.

Costumes are strongly encouraged. Please at least wear accessories; wigs, hats, assless chaps...you know, the usual. There will be some of your favorite bloggers from Central and Southern California there, and all bloggers and readers from wherever the sky covers are welcome.

We throw KICK-ASS parties. We're gay, remember? So, it's in the Manual somewhere. If headquarters finds out that we threw a lame party, we can just forget about it...We have to wear last season's shoes, or claim our allegiance to Tom Cruise or something awful like that.

I'm gathering a list of hotels and spas (some bloggers from Los Angeles are going to make a weekend out of it and would like to know other information for their "get-away"). So, please email me for location and time, directions, hotels, and where you can get those chaps.

Some other bloggers have also inquired, so I'd like to make it clear RIGHT NOW, lots of cleavage is ALWAYS welcome...and strongly recommended. In fact, it might as well be a pre-requisite.