Totally Fabulous?? Me? Naw...

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Aww shucks, Whit...

Whit Honea of Honea Express has bestowed an award upon me that even though I feel is unwarranted, I feel much more flattered than I think he realizes.

In the past, occasionally a straight dude would find my website and be all; "Bro! You're so funny! Shit, man!"

and then he'd realize,

"Oh...Bro, I just read like...You're gay? Damn...that's some shit right there...Bye."

As though if he lingered on my site for one more second he was going to catch gay and start shoving things up his ass.

Having a straight guy be comfortable enough with himself that he appreciates my work and my endless references to private parts and pubes and I dunno, the Olson Twins? Well, I willingly admit to finding honor in it.


By the way Whit, they said that they can't come to the party, they're going to be busy throwing up or rubbing boobs or something like that. Sorry...

Anyway, the Olson Twins and their twins aside, I think that Whit is pretty damn cool. And not only do his comments make me laugh out loud on a regular basis, but then he gives me this:


"Yes, I'm exploiting clichés and stereotypes, and that's just the way he likes it." writes Whit. And he's right on the money. I DO LIKE HIM EXPLOITING CLICHES AND STEREOTYPES! Every chance I get, I do the same.

It's pink and has Windex in the martini glasses. What's not to like? Thanks, Whit! You're my brother from another mother, my sister from another mister. (He happens to like that last one there.)

Whit had an experience in Prague some years back that he recounted brilliantly back in July. I was waiting for each installment (there are 3) and was blown away by his first day in the city. By the end of the last installment, Whit had me so hot I was tearing off my clothes running for the Crisco.

And if you're so inclined, here they are:

Part 1: "In Which I Keep A Promise I Wasn't Being Held To"

Part Deux: "Electric Bugaloo"

And Part 3: "The Part You've Been Waiting For: The End (in only 708 pages)"

He'd kidding. It was only 704. No, seriously, you should check the story out. It's pretty amazing. Just keep the Crisco handy...no pun intended. Okay, okay, some pun intended.

And actually, Whit also writes for Fame Crawler with a few other bloggers that you might fancy.

And I should really tell you that he's just as funny in person as he is on his blog.

When looking through Whit's archives for that Prague story, I came across this pic that he had posted sometime back after LA Daddy's LA Blogger Party. I hadn't seen it before. It's actually quite flattering...


for Will and Whit's beautiful wife, Trish.

In fact, besides Trish being stunning, don't her boobs look awesome? Yes, I think so too. And Will just looks hot. And I do not. I look like my face is melting and my hair has morphed into some fucked up buzzed Chia pet/topiary shrub of what appears to be bunny ears trimmed out on the top. Can you see it? Because I certainly can. And I've already made another therapy appointment because of it. Thanks for that, Whit.

Now, I'd like to pass this award on to someone who I think happens to be "Totally Fabulous".

Guilty With An Explanation by Heart in San Francisco. She's an extremely brave, conscientious woman, who is making her way through life with a graceful heart. And I ALWAYS look forward to her thoughtful comments.

Plus, she lives in one of my favorite cities EVER,


so how could she NOT be??? Yeah...exactly.