Guardians of The Ridiculous (more like it)

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I'm embarrassed for journalists now... Seriously. It's like they just ate one of their own... So, what. The guy stretched the truth... Because NO ONE has ever done that before... "News" stories have never been embellished. People don't fib. People don't lie.

EVERYONE does it at some point in their life. And really, Who. The. Fuck. Cares.

I defy ANYONE to ever honestly, consciously say that they've NEVER embellished a story. And if they haven't, they're not a very good story teller.

And as my friend, Jessica quotes her Grandfather, "You never let facts get in the way of a good story."

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