Tonight is Our O-O-Opening Night!

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Morrissey - You're The One For Me, Fatty
Uploaded by EMI_Music. - See the latest featured music videos. So, one of my best buds in the whole wide world, the illustrious Matthew Earnest (from WANDERLUST fame, among everything else worthwhile) posted this video on my Facebook page Thursday to encouragement me to break-a-leg (or at least some wind) for our first preview. Technically, we had a preview Thursday and Friday night, and we "officially" open "Don't Call Me Fat" tonight at Cleveland Public Theatre. Well, when people are paying money for a ticket, even if it's a "preview", I consider it opening. So, as far as I'm concerned, we opened Thursday night. That's just how I roll, bishes.

"Roll"... get it? "Fatty"... "roll"... Sorry, bad joke. THEY CAN'T ALL BE GOOD, PEOPLE!!

Yeah... So, there we are.

Anyone want to give me an O-FACE for our O-pening?

Get it? O-face... O-pening??

CUT ME SOME SLACK, PEOPLE!!

Gosh. Tough crowd.

Okay, so because we all KNOW that I love me some O-faces, let's see your best for our "O-O-Opening".

Seriously? That's all you got for me? A half-opened mouth full of water?

Alright...

Now WHAT do you know about O-faces, because your mouth is totally closed. You don't even know what we're talking about, do you?

This is better...

But look, I don't mean to be critical, but I have a feeling that you use this one for more than just your "O-face".

Almost...

But not quite. And that crown is just completely unnecessary.

Oh good lord,

Okay, that's just TOO MUCH. You two just look ridiculous. Note to everybody, when your mouth is open so much that you can fit a gaggle of children in it, you've passed the optimal O-face.

And Dude...

COME ON. You got like... lettuce in your mouth and shit. That's no O-face. You're not even trying. Nice eye lashes though.

Okay, now we're getting better...

Closer...

Closer...

OKAY!!

AND THE FUCKING CAT AT THE RECORD STORE WINS!!!

Don't they always?

The interview for "Don't Call Me Fat" with Ozen Yula (our director and playwright) and Raymond Bobgan (our producer) begins at 35:35 and featuring the lovely Faye Hargate and myself in a sound-bite from a scene shortly thereafter. If you're so inclined, of course.

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