A Kiss On A Man
ABC's "Good Morning Homophobia" Cancels Adam Lambert's Performance
(Please sing the following text to the tune of "Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend".)
A Kiss On A Man may just,
GET YOUR ASS CANCELLED,
And GMA can eat my shhiiittttt...
A kiss may be grand
But it won't keep you scheduled
On a stupid show
That's full of self-stroking egos
AAAAAA B C
And Do Re Me
And they're broadcasting bigots in the end.
But Fear shaped, or Hate shaped,
These Cocks don't lose THEIR SHAPE,
GMA CAN EAT MY SHIT.
CHRIS CUOMO!
ROBIN ROBERTS!
TALK TO ME DIANE SAWYER!
TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT!
I don't even watch that show, so it's not like all of a sudden I'm going to stop watching it.
That shit's not news. And they're not journalists.
But, back to Adam.
I LOVE how Adam Lambert freaks everyone out.
I LOVE IT.
So, he kissed some straight dude on the mouth during his performance at the AMA.
Or he ate him. I'm not sure which. People are acting like he ate him.
We've watched Michael Jackson grab his crotch for 20+ years.
We've watched Madonna grab her crotch for 20+ years.
We've seen Janet Jackson's boob pop out (which actually, the misogyny of the incident bothered me more than anything... well, that and nipples pierced by BEAR-TRAPS ALWAYS bother me).
We've seen Madonna tongue Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera, which just about made me barf where I sat.
But all of a sudden, it's dude on dude, for obvious shock value and people are all worked up. Mission accomplished.
He didn't tongue a 5 year old for Christ's sake. Cheese-whiz of Nazareth!
And he didn't eat a person on stage either.
Adam Lambert, "I'm not a babysitter. And it's up to parents to discern what their child is watching."
I wish people got as worked up over violence being shown on television...
Will and I both wrote short notes to GMA. I told them that I was actually embarrassed for them. I'm embarrassed that they are quite literally broadcasting their ignorance and promoting homophobia.
If you're so inclined to write a quick message to ABC's 'Good Morning America', you may do so here.
So, speaking of rock stars, I'm going to leave you with one...
Lady GaGa
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