What If...

So... If you'll allow me to pontificate (as if you haven't already), what if...


Heaven WAS Earth?

Four Things You Can Do Right Now To Celebrate Mother Earth (via "Environmental Defense Fund")

1) Climate: There is no environmental issue more urgent than climate change. And the Senate is poised to bring up new legislation as early as next week, giving us perhaps our last, best hope to solve the climate crisis.

Please take action now: Tell your Senators to support a strong climate and energy bill.

2) Health: America's toxic chemical standards are outdated and weak. Of more than 80,000 chemicals that have entered the market, only about 200 have been required to be tested. Every American alive today, including newborn babies, has hundreds of these chemicals flowing through our bloodstreams.

Please take action now: Tell your members of Congress to support stronger toxic chemicals standards.

3) Oceans: America's fisheries are in trouble – Overfishing, wasteful bycatch and other threats are pushing our fisheries to the brink and endangering our marine ecosystems. But an innovative fishery management tool called catch shares offers hope.

Please take action now: Tell your members of Congress to support funding for new catch shares.

4) Wildlife: Thanks to hard-won conservation funding in the 2008 Farm Bill, ranchers, farmers and other private landowners can be rewarded for helping protect America's endangered wildlife. But a new Senate proposal would cut these critical conservation resources.

Please take action now: Tell your Senators to protect conservation initiatives in the Farm Bill.

And if you just don't know what else to do? How about planting a tree...


It'll give us a place to hang out. And we can be ourselves...

How You Live Matters.

*** Earth Day: No more burning rivers, but new threats

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A Collection Of WTFs For Friday (And The "Lots of Skin Edition")

Let's just get right to it, shall we?


While you were at it, it would've been great if you would've had them tattoo clothes on you. No, I mean it. Like really great. Like really, really great. And I really, really mean it.


YYEEE-HHAAWW!! Bish, you're covering that horse's eyes. He totally can't see where he's going. You two are going to jackknife any minute.


Ah.... yeah. There's nothing like an actual banana in a gold lame banana hammock. Dude. And if you're looking for your car key, I'm pretty sure it's in your belly button.


And what the hell? Do you not normally make it in time? This saves time if you're prairie-doggin' it? And I hope you only sit on your towel.


I don't really know what "DIRTY" is all about... The car? The armpits? Or the bellies... Dunno. All I know is this photo is so creative, it should've won some kind of award. And of course, I'm SO curious as to what they're all pointing at. Maybe it's a giant, flying, sweaty, fur-covered Middle Eastern belly... Their Mothership. Oh, the luck some people have.


Dude! Oh my god, I didn't think you were going to make that last curve.


Umm... Are they giant mites? Or something? And... Are they mugging the guy in the spacesuit? Or molesting him? Like... tickling his hole and nibbling his nipple while the other one holds him back? OR is the one on the left, using it as an opportunity to touch the other mite? Either way, sign me up. Sand mites do it better.


What the fuck are you doing? Let me guess, you were high and thought this would be a good idea. I know that tune, sister. Been there, done that, and burned those photos. You should've done the same.


Holy crap, Shakira... I say FIRE whoever does your hair. It's a wreck.


And what the fuck are YOU doing?? You REALLY don't like your neighbor, huh? You should've been wearing a gold lame slingshot like your friend upstairs. It would've saved you time. And who are those guys helping you? And is the one on the phone looking at your vagina giving a play-by-play? AND WHY ARE THEY WEARING TEAL??

*** A Collection Of WTFs For Wednesday...
*** A Collection Of WTFs For Wednesday... #2
*** A Collection Of WTFs For Thursday...
*** A Collection Of WTFs For Thursday... #2

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