Pandemonium 2009

So, I'm being measured for leather pants for an event/benefit that I'm in this coming Saturday night... And a rickshaw is going to be involved as well.

Anytime I hear, "Leather pants and rickshaw" in the same sentence I'm all, "SIGN ME UP, BISHES!!"

I told them that if they don't have my size, which falls under the measurements of "SMOKIN'-HOT-SUPER-PORNSTAR ASS", they can just paint them on.

Don't miss Pandemonium 09:
Forbidden Knowledge
Saturday, September 12, 2009
7:00pm
Tickets $125

Brian E. Hall will be honored with the Pan Award

Featuring dozens of area theatre, dance, visual and performance artists along with fabulous food and drink, Pandemonium is a benefit like no other and an evening not to be missed. Pandemonium's action takes place in unexpected places throughout the campus as guests decide how they choose to experience this innovative and unusual benefit! Brian E. Hall will be honored with the 2009 Pan Award, which recognizes outstanding contributions to arts and community.

Stay tuned for more details on Pandemonium 09: Forbidden Knowledge, including participating restaurants and performing artists and sponsors.

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