HERCULANEUM

The Hadza, a hunter-gatherer culture that lives in Tanzania that hasn't changed in 10,000 years. They grow no food, raise no livestock, and live without rules or calendars.

Source: National Geographic.

I wonder what they would say about boob jobs, calf-implants, botox and anal bleaching? OH! And Hip and Deltoid Implants are NEW!! YAAYY. They could weigh in on those too.

Okay, now granted, not ONE of them is smiling. The cutie-pie in the top row, second from the right is almost... ALMOST smiling, but not quite. And the dude in the middle row, second from the left... Well, he might be smiling, but I don't even know where his mouth is to check. The rest are all, "I can't BELIEVE we have to go KILL dinner and gather twigs and bark for a salad AGAIN. This is TOTAL BULLSHIT! Especially because we JUST had DIRT for lunch! THIS IS BULLSHIT! I HATE IT HERE!" Or... Giraffe shit. Maybe they'd yell, "GIRAFFE SHIT!"? Which ever one's more prevalent, I suppose.

But still... I wonder what they'd say about us.

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