Carrie Prejean's New Book!

"Matt... There may or may not be pictures of my bare vulva out there... How can I say? I mean... Can I control a photographer that may or may not have put a stealth camera in a toilet somewhere that I didn't know about while I was going wee-wee? How can one be sure? I mean, look... All I know is that women sit down to wee-wee and men stand up to pee-pee. That's all I know."

Carrie Prejean's Ass Gets Canned

"LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Carrie Prejean says that she is planning on penning a book about her experience as Miss California, a title she was stripped of by pageant organizers this week.

"I'm going to be writing A BOOK soon and it's going to be letting people know the truth about what's going on and what has gone on through all of this," Carrie told Billy Bush in an interview for Access Hollywood and "The Billy Bush Show" on Wednesday."

According to inside sources that wish to remain anonymous (me), Miss Prejean is very excited and has the cover of her pending book all figured out. And it's going to be quite revealing as to the actual content of the "book".

This anonymous source also states that Carrie's got her Crayola crayons all ready and is DETERMINED to stay inside the lines... where she and her three brain cells belong.

Carrie looks to her future...

(And by the way, did you notice the "EXIT" sign above Carrie's head? Yeah... That's appropriate...)

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