Bryan's Resimay

(Compliments of Susan, my Mother-In-Law. Thanks, Susan!)

* Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:

Dear Bryan ,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check. See you Monday.

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