"Two For Boobie-Q?? Right Tits Way..."

I'm sorry, I'm gay and if THIS WERE THE HOSTESS at a restaurant???

I'd be all, "Which way's our table, honey?" And, "Why so quiet today?" And, "Aren't you going to sit down with us? Again... So quiet. You're so mysterious... I LOVE IT!! I LOVE YOU!! YOU AND YOUR GIANT BOOBS!! I'm sorry... I don't know what came over me. Umm... So, what are the specials? Again... So quiet."

I still love boobs and a busty mannequin is some funny stuff.

Now, don't get me wrong. I love REAL boobs. Big or small, I love 'em. Bigger ones are certainly more mesmerizing, not better mind you, but mesmerizing. But in general, the real ones steal the show in my opinion. The fake ones are more like... circus attractions. Something to be stared at, yes... But in an un-natural way.

Sorry, my insecure ladies out there who've had some... assistance. I apologize for a society who puts such pressure on you, that you feel a need to actually have "corrective" surgery, when you were just fine to begin with.

Dudes certainly have pressures put on them as well, but less-so, I believe.

I had an ass for about 3 years when I was doing a lot of squats and roller-blading about 20 miles a week. That was about 12 years ago. The Charnas men don't really have asses. Our backs just kind of extend into our legs. But, I'm cool with it. Sure, I wouldn't mind a little more cushion, but I'm not going to have SURGERY.

I don't like fake shit, except for mannequins. But really, it's not me anyone has to impress anyway. It's themselves, but that's a whole other story and once again, I'm getting off on a tangent.

This dude in Reading, Ohio put a busty mannequin outside of his restaurant and business actually improved. And now, some uptight, non-boob lovers are mad.

Yeah... Because he's the ONLY one to ever try and capitalize on boobs and bathing suits. Jesuzzz... In this economy??? Leave the poor guy a-fucking-lone. And let the poor mannequin in a bikini do her job... Or at least let her just stand there.

And if you're against it? Don't go to his restaurant.

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