"Kevin, I Saw This And Thought Of You!" Installment #13

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CLASS TRIP IS OVER, Lizzy!!


Lizzy, you're a total dumbass. And I love you for it.

This contribution comes to us from our classic beauty out on the West Coast, Molly. Thanks, Molly!

Of course, I'm flattered as usual that you thought of me. Was it because of our many rendezvous on the beach during those moonless nights? When we only had the glow of our love to give us light? And our heaving, hot porn-star bodies to keep us warm? And I used to whisper sweet-nothings in your ear while you'd giggle and call me "Lizzy"??

No?

Oh. Sorry... My bad.

*** Previous Installments of "Kevin, I Saw This And Thought Of You!": #12, #11, #10, ANOTHER #10 ('cause I screwed up), #9, #8, #7, #6, #4 (there's no #5, because I screwed up AGAIN), #2 (AND there's no #3, because I'M FUCKING RETARDED and screwed up AGAIN, DAMN IT!!), and...drum roll please...without further adieu... #1.