"IT'S ALIVE!! IT'S AALLLIVVVVE!!"

Please forgive me. And thank you to so many of you who wrote to inquire what the F happened to us. Honestly, I'm sorry. The last few months have been rough. And I'm going to attempt over the next week to catch all three of you up to speed.

And I promise that I'll be "Puttin' on the Ritz" very soon...I'm just trying to find my stride again.

Just please don't throw lettuce at me. I prefer panties.

RAA!! RAA!! SISS-BOOM-BA!!

TEAR OFF YOUR PANTIES, RIP OFF YOUR BRA!!!

So, throw 'em if you got 'em.

Honestly, the last few months, I feel as though

I've been just barely hanging on.

But, that's about to change...

And HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY!!