Badass Car - 330 MPG
Car Mileage: 1908 Ford Model T - 25 MPG
2004 EPA Average All Cars - 21 MPG
100 YEARS LATER AND WE'RE STILL DOING THE SAME SHIT.
"Meanwhile, President George W. Bush signed an energy bill on Dec. 19, 2007, that encourages automakers to produce more fuel-efficient vehicles and increase the industry average to at least 35 miles per gallon by 2020." (source)
35 whole miles to the gallon by 2020...wwooowwww...That's SO AMBITIOUS GEORGIE! ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?? I mean, that only gives American automakers 12 fucking years to be "encouraged"...I dunno. It sure sounds like a lot, George!
In comes;
The Aptera Hybrid (for under $30,000 AND it's safe...the only trouble is, my penis wouldn't fit in there...we'd need a trailer. But, it's okay, don't worry, I'm used to having to make arrangements to accomodate...myself.)
This completely badass car that is due at the end of THIS YEAR?
330 MILES PER GALLON. Which means, coast to coast on ONE TANK OF GAS. Wise Use (environment rapists) and their evilness can SUCK IT. Fucking "Wise Use" pieces of shit...