Psycho Gnome

Where Psycho

meets gnome.

Taken from: The Post Chronicle

A pointy headed midget that looks like a 'creepy gnome' has Argentinian residents in the town of Salta afraid to walk the streets at night.

The 'creepy gnome' has been spotted several times, stalking the streets at night, and a young teen managed to catch the creature on his cellphone video, and taped him as he and his friends ran.

Says Jose Alvarez, who caught the odd creature with its distinctive sideways walk on video, said it was around 1:00 in the morning when they suddenly heard a noise like someone throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with, we thought it was a dog, but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Added Alvarez, "This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now. "One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital."

The hospital? THE HOSPITAL??? HE HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL???

What a dumbass.

Actually, I'm pretty sure that it's the "friend" who went to the hospital that SCREAMS at the end of this clip...which is just classic and SO worth it.

This contribution comes to us from our dashing correspondent in D.C., Dickie!! And it also happens to be his BIRFDAY TODAY!!! WWOOO-HHHOOOO!! HAPPY BIRFDAY, DICKIE!! And thank you, as usual...you potty-trained tramp.