Celebrating Hairspray and Duct Tape

I truly LOVE differences in people and culture. And I hope that if humanity should survive itself, that we eventually learn sooner, rather than later, to honor and revere these dynamic traits in our cultures and ethnic groups, rather than try to annihilate them and reduce their character into one big sterile homogenized society.

If you hadn't notice, I celebrate our differences through humor...Or what I view as humor anyway. So, with that being said,

Bish? What the fuck is going on with that gnarled wreck you wearing on your head? I thought my hair was all fucked up. Dang, bish needs some Pantene Pro-V or a hot oil treatment or something. Fire might help too.

Oh, and Bish? Don't EVEN be thinking about buying that "Open All Night Crotchless Thong Panty" that Amazon be selling down below this post. I see you looking at it. Wanting it. Don't bother. No one want to be seeing you in that. If your hair be that crazy up there? No one wants to know what it be doing down there.