She Made Me Dance... — HERCULANEUM

Nancy over at Marie Millard wrote to me and said, "I am so NOT dating anyone, so my nights are leading me to self entertainment."

At first I thought that "batteries are included" would be in the next sentence, but no.

And then she told me how she proceeded to remove my face and put me on something rather androgynous (I keep staring at the video and I'm not sure, but I might have boobs) and my new body is dancing around like River Dance gone bad and distracted. And if you click on the elevator buttons to the side while I'm dancing you can further my humiliation by changing the hair I'm wearing, which is rather genius and I wish I could do it in real life.

However, the large size of my nostrils does NOT an attractive woman make. So, consider yourself forewarned.

You may witness and take part in this atrocity, if you so desire, or even create your own. And you may do that here.

Thanks, Nancy! Will and I were cracking up. And he seemed to be laughing a little harder then I was...and enjoying it a little too much. Yeah, so thanks for that.