Why Isn't This Legal Again?

8:00 pm - Will just starts dinner; a roast. Kevin is worn out and ready to eat Starbursts and Sorbet for dinner, but instead snacks on sunflower seeds and olives.

9:00 pm - Will is worn out and notifies Kevin (who is still worn out, but now has sunflower seeds stuck in his teeth and is burping up olives) that dinner will be ready at 10:00 pm.

9:15 pm - Kevin goes to floss the sunflower seeds out of his teeth and wash his face, but decides to lie down on the bed with the dogs instead.

10:00 pm - Kevin wakes up to the sound of pots and pans and cooking utensils being thrown around the Kitchen. He and the dogs look at one another, then lie their heads back down.

10:05 pm - Kevin can hear his cell phone ringing in the Living Room and just stares at the ceiling and lets it ring.

10:10 pm - Kevin is still lying there listening to things being tossed around the Kitchen while moderate swearing ensues.

10:15 pm - Kevin enters the Dining Room and starts screaming, "WHAT ARE YOU SLAMMING THINGS AROUND FOR??"

And Will yells back, "BECAUSE DINNER ISN'T DONE YET!!"

Kevin snarls, "THERE'S A SURPRISE!!"

Will aggressively inquires, "THANKS A LOT!! WHO CALLED???"

Kevin looks at his phone and screams, "JEANNE!!"

Will yells back, "WELL, WHAT DID SHE WANT??"

Kevin incredulously replies, "I DON'T KNOW, I'LL LISTEN TO IT LATER!"

Will forcefully instructs, "YOU'D BETTER LISTEN TO IT NOW!!"

Kevin just about spontaneously combusts and bellows, "I'M GOING TO BED!!"

Will screams, "GOOD!! DAMN IT!!"