Alvin The Drama Queen

I can't thank you guys enough for your comments and your emails. Honestly...Thank you. It helped more than you know. I'm feeling stronger today. It's amazing what a bottle of wine and (passing out) a good night's sleep can do.

You may have seen this 5 second clip of this very dramatic "chipmunk". They refer to it as a "chipmunk". (I don't know who "they" is...I think that "they" are the same "theys" who say you shouldn't serve red wine with fish or chicken and to never put ice cubes in your wine. I'm sorry, but my Mother really happens to like putting ice cubes in her Carlo Rossi and if you don't like it, my hole has something to say to you and it ain't gonna be pretty, mmm-kay?)

I don't think that it's a chipmunk. I think it's a hamster, or a small ground hog...or a gerbil...I don't know. Someone should ask Richard Gere. He'll know.

Anyway, this is a 5 second clip that requires sound for optimal effect.

Our hipster correspondent, Ken in Cleveland had sent it to me, then our hottie-pa-tottie correspondent, Rick in the Chelsea neighborhood of Manhattan sent it yesterday. The more I watch it, the more it cracks me up. Thanks, you guys!

I found a 1 minute re-make version below. (They're already doing remakes?)

I happen to think that the porn segment is hysterical. I have a feeling that doesn't surprise you.