A Fainting Montage...or Homage...

"Montage" or "Homage", either way, we win. Now before anyone sends me hate mail, I do NOT like watching people fall. I LOVE watching people fall. There's a big difference between "like" and "love". And watching people wipe out? Especially cued to the chorus of Handel's Messiah??? Well, there's nothing like it. It makes me want to rip off my clothes and kick up my heels, blow a big fart and thank god I'm alive!

***Helpful Hint: When standing for long periods at a time, do not lock your knees, DO NOT LOCK YOUR KNEES, PEOPLE!