Caller, you're on the air...

"It was great to talk to you the other day - you little Chinese slut, you. For some reason i expected you to be this vulgar potty mouth and in fact you were sophisticated and demure, quite the lady ;)"

Emma left the above comment the other day. Thanks, Emma...I think...

And actually, on air, Crank Mama also referred to me as a "Chinese slut", which might be an appropriate title and slightly deserved.

An alter ego of mine (and a character from my upcoming play), Miss Suzie Chong (who happens to be a member of the Chinese Free Evangelical Church) called in to Crank Mama and Emma's blog radio show on Saturday to discuss monogamy and how she felt about it. Well, needless to say, they almost hung up on poor Suzie. The first call Suzie attempted did get accidentally dropped. And if you're so inclined, you can listen to Suzie's second call here, it's about 12 minutes in to the show. And in the meantime, you get to listen to Emma and Crank Mama's sexy voices, not to mention, they're talking about monogamy, so it's not as if it's a dull topic.